Elden Ring messages

[76561199628031747]

i finally did it, after seeing the same message over and over i did it.
i finally try finger but hole

[Birds]

the butthole emote ('the ring') is a preorder exclusive you can only get by playing with people who preordered.

you may also think people are kidding, but 50% of the content is literally a big hole with golden poop at the bottom. literal actual, in-lore and in-story poop that the boss sitting there has eaten. there's an entire faction that's just people who eat golden poop. one of the endings is helping the poop eater faction turn the planet into poop.

if the bots hand't replaced all journalists with ai generated scripts people would be having a field day with elden poop/butthole ring.

instead they're busy trolling butthole divers.

[Under there]

its him...
its the elden lord...

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

Originally posted by Doctor ♥♥♥♥ Respect:

i finally try finger but hole

But you are maidenless.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

If only I had a Giant but hole

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

Originally posted by ṼṏẌṏḭḊ:

If only I had a Giant but hole

Steam does sell a "fractured but whole".

[76561199628031747]

Originally posted by Abaddon the Despoiler:

Originally posted by ṼṏẌṏḭḊ:

If only I had a Giant but hole

Steam does sell a "fractured but whole".

its 80% off
https://store.steampowered.com/app/488790/South_Park_The_Fractured_But_Whole/