Yasuke is gay now

[Mega Ultra Chicken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yejMu_lzkxM&t=90s

[F]

Another L from Ubisoft, not surprised

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At this point I am surprised that he is not a transgender.

[☎need4naiim☎]

Next?

-He doesn't eat meat.

After that?

-His carbon footprint is nowhere to be found.

What comes next?

-He doesn't use cash.

Then WHAT?

-He wears a pink skirt.

Finally?

-He worships his supreme-leader.


<Assassin's Creep: LMAO Edition>

[Haiku's Knife]

Originally posted by ☎need4naiim☎:

-His carbon footprint is very low. Oh yeah.

Considering the era he lived in, that was true.

[Dracoco OwO]

Bruh they really got me with the Yasugeh. Like how can anyone take Ubisoft seriously now?

[Mensis]

Ubisoft has mastered the art of getting people to give their games free press.

[Dracoco OwO]

Originally posted by Mensis:

Ubisoft has mastered the art of getting people to give their games free press.

For what? Who's gonna buy their ♥♥♥♥?

[󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡⁧⁧Kei]

i was confused on why we had a black Samurai but he's actually real so that's nice, but then they have to do that? i don't understand this trend at all
edit: my apologies, i meant that he's not some made up character

[Haiku's Knife]

Originally posted by Feiqizi:

i was confused on why we had a black Samurai but he's actually real so that's nice, but then they have to do that? i don't understand this trend at all

He wasn't actually a real samurai, though. People just keep saying he was, even though none of the Japanese sources describe him as such. He was a servant.

[Mensis]

Originally posted by Dracoco OwO:

Originally posted by Mensis:

Ubisoft has mastered the art of getting people to give their games free press.

For what? Who's gonna buy their ♥♥♥♥?

Well for one thing, whether you're for your against this ragebait thing it doesn't change the fact the average consumer is the lowest common denominator and doesn't care enough to pay attention to this stuff. They just consume, and people are still consuming Ubisoft's games. Apparently Valhalla still made 1 billion dollars, btw. The next game after made a lot less (only 250 million) but I don't even remember hearing people talk about that one. I guess it wasn't controversial enough.

[Tonepoet]

Originally posted by Haiku in the Shade:

Originally posted by ☎need4naiim☎:

-His carbon footprint is very low. Oh yeah.

Considering the era he lived in, that was true.

I must admit I was thinking the same thing momentarily, but dude, learn to exhale. XD

[Espejismo]

Originally posted by Haiku in the Shade:

Originally posted by Feiqizi:

i was confused on why we had a black Samurai but he's actually real so that's nice, but then they have to do that? i don't understand this trend at all

He wasn't actually a real samurai, though. People just keep saying he was, even though none of the Japanese sources describe him as such. He was a servant.

and what are these japanese sources?

[Dracoco OwO]

Originally posted by Mensis:

Originally posted by Dracoco OwO:

For what? Who's gonna buy their ♥♥♥♥?

Well for one thing, whether you're for your against this ragebait thing it doesn't change the fact the average consumer is the lowest common denominator and doesn't care enough to pay attention to this stuff. They just consume, and people are still consuming Ubisoft's games. Apparently Valhalla still made 1 billion dollars, btw. The next game after made a lot less (only 250 million) but I don't even remember hearing people talk about that one. I guess it wasn't controversial enough.

I mean you said yourself that the average consumer don't listen to this ♥♥♥♥ and buy it regardless, but who the hell who is actually conscious of the actual garbage surrounding this game will effectively buy it because of it? That's not helping their cause.

[The Tunnel Ratencio]

He aint gay ubisoft its just lazy so all "love" interests are player sexual

[Dracoco OwO]

Originally posted by Espejismo:

Originally posted by Haiku in the Shade:

He wasn't actually a real samurai, though. People just keep saying he was, even though none of the Japanese sources describe him as such. He was a servant.

and what are these japanese sources?

Dude was a retainer to Nobunaga, he was apparently a slave brought by Portuguese Christian missionaries and they offered him to that legendary samurai guy and he kinda liked the guy then after some time Nobunaga died and Yasuke got sold again, nothing is quite clear if he was really a bushido with proper training no one just know this.

Edit: Apparently they aren't sure if the missionaries were Italian or Portuguese but apparently they were mixed fleets from both countries that's a minor detail.

Also at best Yasuke was in japan for as long as 3 years max he just left the place after.