I'm American. Can I Join Russian Army?

[THIS GAME ⁧⁧SUCKS]

Hello,
The past few years has made me very sympathetic to Russia and its people. I'm wondering if anyone knows how to join the Russian Armed Forces as a foreigner?

[Mac]

Oh brother...

[Rio]

Dunno, but I know of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_dj6tAFcw

[Voroff]

Hu, d'you speak russian ? Anyhow, welcome to twelve dozen different watchlists, i guess xD

[Hairy Hands Harry]

Yes, They need men. Go there and they will take you.

[Hairy Hands Harry]

Originally posted by ⛧:

Dunno, but I know of this

I really hope you know that is just a joke. But too hard to tell. Using the /S tag helps.

[Rio]

Saw this while searching it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj9mbXaNLTk

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/05/11/russia-to-build-migrant-village-for-conservative-american-expats-a81101

[MistuhG]

Well if that's what you really want to do, at least you'll enjoy a longer lifespan than joining the Ukraine side.

[TGC> The Games Collector]

Don't they hire mercenaries or something? Just apply there.

[Xero_Daxter]

OP probably looks like that one character from Ice Age. Sid the Sloth.

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

If I crossed the border I would be seen as a traitor on both sides.

[The Commendatore]

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

OP probably looks like that one character from Ice Age. Sid the Sloth.

Great, now I cannot unsee that.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

idk why youd voluntarily join a war

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

OP probably looks like that one character from Ice Age. Sid the Sloth.

Now I know who to hire to mow my lawn. A lot dandelions grow on it.

[potato]

Originally posted by The Commendatore:

Great, now I cannot unsee that.

it's actually prigozhin

https://nypost.com/2023/07/06/photos-show-wagner-boss-yevgeny-prigozhin-in-absurd-disguises/

[volusat]

acept the job offers to go to rusia, the job is being in the army