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druuu Mar 13, 2024 @ 2:20am
A real cowboy has tummy aches sometimes
And that's alright .
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Riruru Mar 13, 2024 @ 2:24am 
I concur.
Rumpelcrutchskin Mar 13, 2024 @ 2:26am 
Considering their diet it`s not exactly surprising.
Pieshaman Mar 13, 2024 @ 3:08am 
ofcourse, all the beef jerky and sometimes accidental swallow of chew tobacco, just add some sheep cheese to it and you get buffalo poop in your cowboy pants and boots if you cough too hard.
Bassturd Mar 13, 2024 @ 3:12am 
If it's Ram Ranch then I can imagine why.
aka Mar 13, 2024 @ 3:21am 
Originally posted by druuu:
And that's alright .

Google: Fiber, Fruit, Vegetables, Nuts, Legumes, Sunblock, How to stop eating your Tobacco.

Your boy kind is usually dead from stroke and heart disease by their mid 30's, and even if you survive and can still move one arm, you'll be dead by cancer no later than 38.

Also stop wearing tight silly jeans and stripper boots.

You're welcome my friend :KneelingBow:
Real Cowboys use lots of lube and then cuddle their buddies afterward. :SafeForWork:
Pieshaman Mar 13, 2024 @ 11:20am 
Originally posted by Sir Dookface McFerretballs:
Real Cowboys use lots of lube and then cuddle their buddies afterward. :SafeForWork:

it called "snake" oil for a reason.
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Date Posted: Mar 13, 2024 @ 2:20am
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