Do You Think Santa Claus has Super Speed or Time Manipulation?

[Eighteen-Counts Trevor]

It's the Christmas season, and to celebrate I'd like to ask you a question: in order to deliver presents to every child on earth, do you think Santa Claus would move really fast or manipulate time? I personally think he'd manipulate time.

[Fake]

Santa does NOT deliver toys to every child.

He completely ignores kids that don't live in homes with chimneys.

[Eighteen-Counts Trevor]

Publicado originalmente por Fake:

Santa does NOT deliver toys to every child.

He completely ignores kids that don't live in homes with chimneys.

Nuh uh, because Santa gave me presents when I've never lived in a house with a chimney

[Yew Nough]

He better have super speed, cause when J Man shows up on December 25th, santa better walk like he got somewhere to go and act like he late.

[nextgengranny]

This is tangential, but I think we also need to consider how he manages to consume all those cookies & cups of cocoa.

I think it's safe to say that manipulating time is just one aspect of what's afoot here.

[secuda]

He is not real so you can make up stuff about him how you want.

[TwisterCat]

Publicado originalmente por secuda:

He is not real so you can make up stuff about him how you want.

Now, let's not be spreading misinformation about Mr. Claus.

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Publicado originalmente por Walter Clements:

It's the Christmas season, and to celebrate I'd like to ask you a question: in order to deliver presents to every child on earth, do you think Santa Claus would move really fast or manipulate time? I personally think he'd manipulate time.

Santa is a time-and-space-bending scientist with an Einstein-Rosen-bridge machine. He just creates a wormhole to houses to leave presents from his cloaked inter-dimensional workshop-ship in orbit over the north pole.

Also, the reindeer are all buff muscular anthropomorphic cyborg constructs that can help him with his deliveries and are responsible for turning people into furry fans.

[Birds]

No and he can barely even walk.

He gets the presents to kids by arbitrating the economy, and typically making parents so depressed they kind of stop caring what kids ask for.

[Soft Wumbo]

he should get banned for using cheat engine

[Nülliflower]

There must be multiple Santa Clauses