what weighs more?

[kingjames488]

1 ton of ducks

or

1 ton of witches

[kingjames488]

Publicado originalmente por NoMoreUnderscores():

Ducks evacuate their bowels more frequently, so the witches will remain closer to one ton in combined weight longer than the ducks will.

but they changed their weight before they were weighed... it's like shrodingers witches.

[Original Cast Recording]

Publicado originalmente por kingjames488:

Publicado originalmente por NoMoreUnderscores():

Ducks evacuate their bowels more frequently, so the witches will remain closer to one ton in combined weight longer than the ducks will.

but they changed their weight before they were weighed... it's like shrodingers witches.

Okay so these are witches that can actually do magic, so they weigh however much they want, I guess.

[Angel]

Publicado originalmente por kingjames488:

1 ton of ducks

or

1 ton of witches

Both are the same

[Enterprofilenamehere]

Publicado originalmente por Angel:

Publicado originalmente por kingjames488:

1 ton of ducks

or

1 ton of witches

Both are the same :hp_nikki:

Not true. One is mythological women with mystical abilities. The other are species of waterfowl.

[Stranger]

Ducks. At the 1 ton scale the witch's missing souls will add up to a measurable difference even using primitive weight measurement equipment.

You can tell by putting 1 ton of non-witch on the scale against the ducks, and seeing that it takes more non-witches to equate to the ducks.

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

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You are literally saying they weigh 1 ton.

they do... but not when you weigh them.

cuz they're witches... so they can just make themselves weigh less... or more

Well then, since ducks actually exist and witches do NOT exist. 1 imaginary ton of imaginary beings and 1 ton of real ducks... The ducks weigh more.

[Enterprofilenamehere]

If OP is talking about the Anaheim Ducks then Ducks for sure. They're performance is weighing on the spirits of their fanbase to an unprecedented degree. 🏒🦆

[kingjames488]

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You can tell by putting 1 ton of non-witch on the scale against the ducks, and seeing that it takes more non-witches to equate to the ducks.

ohhhh!! good idea!

we also need 1 ton of non-witches!

[Rio]

A witch has far greater value than a duck.

[kingjames488]

also what if some of the ducks are in flight? ^.-

[nextgengranny]

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A witch has far greater value than a duck.

That really depends on the witch & the duck.

[Enterprofilenamehere]

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A witch has far greater value than a duck.

A ton of duck meat is worth several thousand dollars on the market. Witch meat would be cursed and therefore impossible to sell, not to mention all the regulatory hoops and permits one would need to commit an act of cannibalism.

[Enterprofilenamehere]

This thread is amusing.

[kingjames488]

Publicado originalmente por Enterprofilenamehere:

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A witch has far greater value than a duck.

Duck meat is worth several thousand dollars on the market. Witch meat would be cursed and therefore impossible to sell, not to mention all the regulatory hoops and permits one would need to commit an act of cannibalism.

would eating a witch be cannibalism?

[Enterprofilenamehere]

Publicado originalmente por kingjames488:

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Duck meat is worth several thousand dollars on the market. Witch meat would be cursed and therefore impossible to sell, not to mention all the regulatory hoops and permits one would need to commit an act of cannibalism.

would eating a witch be cannibalism?

I'd think so. They are human as far as I know.