What is the MOST ILLEGAL thing that you have done?

[ChickenTacos]

Go on, tell all.
Spill all.
All.

[JusticeForPantySniffers]

I bought a wife from dark web

[ChickenTacos]

Автор сообщения: Adrian

I bought a wife from dark web

BORING.

[Le fishe au chocolat]

I ate my grandma's chicken burgers when she didn't notice.

[St✩rlight]

idk

[Barney, from Black Mesa.]

You glow OP. 🌟

[Vince ✟]

Ok, I can't hold it back any longer. It has been grating on my conscience for years. The lack of sleep, the lack of an appetite. All I can think about is how many. How many lives were affected, people incriminated because of my actions! It's simply undeniable that I was a bad person in this time, with questionable morals. I've got to get this off my chest, so here it goes. I copied almost half of my local video rental stores VHS collection for personal use. Now listen, before you judge me, I've got rid of these VHS since then. My concern has always been that I pandered these titles to friends and family, who unwittingly became accomplices in my federal crimes!! We're talking major titles like all the Die Hard, Speed, and Donnie Darko! Just talking about it is making me feel better already. Man. We've trashed all those VHS titles over the years, so the evidence is gone...except this thread. I really wish I hadn't committed those horrible crimes, and I think talking about it has made a big difference in my recovery and redemption toward being a good member of society again. Thanks for allowing me to vent.

[Vertigo]

Автор сообщения: "MD"

VHS stuff

As long as you rewinded those tapes you
rented, all is forgiven...

[Vince ✟]

Автор сообщения: Vertigo

Автор сообщения: "MD"

VHS stuff

As long as you rewinded those tapes you
rented, all is forgiven...

*Sobs*

Thank you!

[crunchyfrog]

There's not really any such ting as "most illegal". It either is or isn't.

If you mean the most morally reprehensible then that's fair enough.

I haven't exactly. I did some stupid ♥♥♥♥ as a kid as I was always getting in trouble with the police for stupid kid behaviour - burning things, smashing ♥♥♥♥ up and so on.

Perhaps one of the worst as a kid was when myself and a few friends got drunk one might and decided to burn down a haystack that had been around for a few years. Unfortunately it knocked out all the electric supply for the neighbouring village and surrounding area. Or the time we exploded a whole shed into tiny pieces with a fire made of gas canisters. That was impressive in it's stupidity.


But I grew out of it.

Illegality has never really appealed to me. I don't even drink or smoke or anything as again that doesn't interest me anymore. I'm far from puritanical, mind. I just don't have the interest in something, I ain't going to do it.

[Original Cast Recording]

Автор сообщения: ChickenTacos

What is the MOST ILLEGAL thing that you have done?

I downloaded a car.

[MinionJoe]

Opened a joint checking account with an ex-girlfriend.

Only time I've been arrested was when she bounced a $10 check at a gas station and ignored the notices to pay because she didn't want to pay a $15 returned check fee.

Bond and court fees cost me $450 out of pocket.

[crunchyfrog]

Автор сообщения: NoMoreUnderscores()

Автор сообщения: ChickenTacos

What is the MOST ILLEGAL thing that you have done?

I downloaded a car.

You rotter!

I tried that but as I was on dial-up the bit in the middle was all pixellated.

[Incarnate]

I had a business where I tore the label off mattresses and then sold them. Come at me, FBI.

Seriously, how else was I to pay for my army of cyborg-ninja mercenaries and cover the upkeep on my death ray?

[Original Cast Recording]

Автор сообщения: crunchyfrog

Автор сообщения: NoMoreUnderscores()

I downloaded a car.

You rotter!

I tried that but as I was on dial-up the bit in the middle was all pixellated.

Lol, you should've settled for the Mini instead of going for the Jag, smaller file size.

[crunchyfrog]

Автор сообщения: NoMoreUnderscores()

Автор сообщения: crunchyfrog

You rotter!

I tried that but as I was on dial-up the bit in the middle was all pixellated.

Lol, you should've settled for the Mini instead of going for the Jag, smaller file size.

Fair point.

I did choose a white car as I thought it would be smaller lacking colour.