If Adam and Eve are real, does it mean we all into Incest?

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̶D̶e̶v̶e̶l̶o̶p̶e̶r̶ 18 May 2023 @ 19:10

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Riddley Walker 19 May 2023 @ 3:00

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No, because they weren't siblings. God created Eve from Adam, but that doesn't mean they were siblings.
Well once they have kids theirs kids would have to……. well you get the point.

Not necessarily, since Adam and Eve had 3 sons- Cain, Abel and Seth, and we don't know who their wives were. It isn't mentioned. They could have come from Mars, or maybe God created them from pudding, etc.

I guess they didn't think it through.

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steven1mac 19 May 2023 @ 3:13

It's all in the family if you go back far enough.

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Psychlapse 19 May 2023 @ 3:23

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Adam and eve aren't real.
He said “If”. Lol.

What "IF" superman was real.

He's not.

Its pointless.

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jahpeg 19 May 2023 @ 4:09

if we all had teen crushes does that mean we still want to bang 14 year-olds

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crunchyfrog 19 May 2023 @ 4:25

They're not real and never were.

DNA evidence alone demonstrates that we cannot possibly have come from merely two people.

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Abaddon the Despoiler 19 May 2023 @ 4:28

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They're not real and never were.

DNA evidence alone demonstrates that we cannot possibly have come from merely two people.

It also says in the Bible that Adam and Eve had three sons, Kane, Able and Seth. Not sure how they reproduced.

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̶D̶e̶v̶e̶l̶o̶p̶e̶r̶ 19 May 2023 @ 4:51

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They're not real and never were.

DNA evidence alone demonstrates that we cannot possibly have come from merely two people.
It also says in the Bible that Adam and Eve had three sons, Kane, Able and Seth. Not sure how they reproduced.

Maybe, They loved their mother very much?

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Rio 19 May 2023 @ 23:42

Back in ye old times they believed in spontaneous generation

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Adversary 19 May 2023 @ 23:58

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Eh, it depends on your genetic phenotype. There's some that can be traced directly back to a small handful of individuals. And of course certain lineages - namely those of the nobility - are highly inbred due to the practice of maintaining a blueblooded pedigree.

In other words, making like Crusader Kings and turning your family tree into a family circle. Course that's not exclusive to noble pedigrees, as another particular example of this can be found in the Appalachian Mountains in the form of the Whitakers.

And to say nothing of that one Mormon I used to hang out who willingly let his father-in-law cuckold him! Seriously, what the hell J?

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Faster With Feeling 20 May 2023 @ 0:00

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If Adam and Eve are real, does it mean we all into Incest?

No, it means that there were others whom were not included in the story

Exactly such as Lilith who was also female and ready to bonk

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Adversary 20 May 2023 @ 0:14

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No, it means that there were others whom were not included in the story

Exactly such as Lilith who was also female and ready to bonk

Lilith refused to bend the knee to Adam. She didn't couple with him. Furthermore, due to her unwillingness to be submissive to the First Man the First Woman was cursed by YHVH to be in a perpetual state of pregnancy and childbirth, and then in turn was given to Samael - the angel whom YHVH conferred unto the title of Satan, which in turn means Adversary - alongside three "sacred spirits of prostitution" to be his brides.

Course then Lilith beget the Lilim, whom in turn inspired the concept of the lullaby. Given the Lilim's tendency to abduct children when they weren't draining the vital essence of men while they slept, mothers would effectively recite a talisman when tucking their children in for the night.

Lilith abi.

Which was meant to ward against Lilith and her daughters, given the nature of a talisman as being more of a repulsion rather than an attraction. Meanwhile sometime in between that Samael coupled with Lilith to produce Baphomet, their goat-headed hermaphroditic daughter and of course the patron of witches and templars - especially the Knights Templar.

Yes, I know.
>daughter
Do not even get me started on this. I really do not want to prattle on ad nauseum about this, nor would anyone who is even remotely sane. Anyways, back to the whole bit regarding Lilith refusing to be submissive towards Adam, that's of course when YHVH removed a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve from it. Which in turn is when the game of chess between He and his appointed Adversary began.

Really they're both on the same page, given that it's all a game to them. But then again the Old Testament is in a roundabout sense a retelling of the epic of Gilgamesh - at least in part, I don't recall something which could be considered a parallel to Enkidu losing his affinity to nature after being seduced by a woman and lying with her.

Unless we're talking about the Garden of Eden and thus a chunk of Genesis, in which case yeah that checks out. Adam is Enkidu and Eve is the woman who took away his OP pls nerf Dr. Doolittle powers. And the serpent is just a bastardization of Tiamat because the Canaanites were really petty about that whole kinkshaming thing.

Seriously, Nebuchadnezzar was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron.

En son Adversary tarafından düzenlendi; 20 May 2023 @ 0:16

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