Giant enemy crab.

[DxSpark]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbt5FF3g394

[Birds]

There may or may not have been a giant enemy crab retaliation to the paper tiger incident. I don't recall.

[Birds]

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fear the Crabcat :headcrab:

...?

I kind of think you're making things up based on connecting two loose ends?

I don't get it.

[Volfogg]

Remember to use poultry shears behind the eyes. This kills the crab.

[Birds]

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Remember to use poultry shears behind the eyes. This kills the crab.

It actually just shuts off their visual perceptions, which their brain is tuned for and responds to interruptions by freezing (ie ocean dust clouds which may be full of prey.)

They're still very much alive and aware, just not reacting to the resulting dissection.

[Birds]

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...?

I kind of think you're making things up based on connecting two loose ends?

I don't get it.

I feel you're a netizen & therefore, you will eventually. ;)

sorry, i'm too cultured to look up things people tell me to.

[Mr. Smiles]

Crab, broke my knife!

Crab battle, CRAB BATTLE!

[GhostyOsty]

Why is crab so big. :O

[Schindler's Lifts]

In that same vein:

https://youtu.be/pAoDgCF-feg?si=dQtUxqZvOHszHKCe

[Birds]

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sorry, i'm too cultured to look up things people tell me to.

"cultured"
you make it TOO easy
I didn't tell you to look up anything - but you could have worked that out yourself :headbash:

keyword: eventually

is this posting?

[Birds]

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is this posting?

no habla sprechen zie de englesi bella habibi

No, there are many who have it out for me. If you've ever heard Priest's dissertation on the JSDF power structure it ought to be obvious why, and they are merely the most-advantaged of the groups after me. Germany has been plopping bodybuilders into my daily routes as a joke, and I can't shake the feeling that the CIA is making fun of them somehow every time they do.

I cannot afford to dwell in speculation of meaning, unfortunately.

[Donald Trump]

So here’s this giant enemy crab 🦀🦀🦀

[Birds]

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So here’s this giant enemy crab 🦀🦀🦀

'at crab look ike e could use a spotta tea innit?

*tosses some crumpet on a pike*

[WaitandSee]

I've always found this amusing, I remember laughing when they mention how historically accurate and how it is based on 'actual events', then the stark contrast with the giant crab.

From my knowledge of history, I wasn't aware of any battles against giant enemy crabs, especially ones that can only be harmed by attacking their weak point for massive damage.

[Birds]

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I've always found this amusing, I remember laughing when they mention how historically accurate and how it is based on 'actual events', then the stark contrast with the giant crab.

From my knowledge of history, I wasn't aware of any battles against giant enemy crabs, especially ones that can only be harmed by attacking their weak point for massive damage.

the paper tiger was a performative dictator, despite personally defeating the 20 most powerful clan's retainers and subjugating them overnight.

the giant enemy crab was a parody who would willfully back down if you simply poked its stomach, but was otherwise completely invulnerable.

yet another piece of japan's history erased in the post-gempei revision.

the use of an english presenter may have been a plot by britain to mock japan over its historical revisionism, or it may have been a japanese plot to mock britain over the destruction of the kernwall, the flooding of east scotland, and the resulting destruction of the entire eurosphere for thousands of years.

frankly when these two titanic island nations clash i'd rather take a big nap, much like when they present their revised works of mockery and sabotage to eachother. Oh...wait....

[Electric Cupcake]

The Ray Harryhausen movie of Jules Verne's Mysterious Island is a great movie, but has even less to do with the original book than the Disney treatment of 20,000 Leagues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9szq_K12hs