How can I survive and prepare for an alien invasion?

[Mother 3]

Due to an increasing feeling of an invasion, I need to know what to do in this catastrophic event of monstrous extraterrestrials attacking our world. I'll give out a few potential scenarios that I'd like to get help for

Airborne/Flying Saucer invasion- Classic B-Movie sort of scenario where giant spaceships aim to destroy major cities. Will be difficult for people living in urban areas

Terrestrial/Wellsian invasion- War of The Worlds-esque scenario where aliens piloting giant walking machines attack and harvest humans. Hiding from the machines is the only solution

Secret/Imposter invasion- Aliens either parasites, replicators, or disguised as humans conspiring against us. Difficult for me since it would be hard to know who's who

Any advice for these scenarios is requested!

[Xero_Daxter]

I would go in a underground bunker and live there for the rest of my life.

[Mother 3]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Xero_Daxter:

I would go in a underground bunker and live there for the rest of my life.

Good thinking, unless the imposter kind are able to get in. Still, nothing a firearm can solve, right?

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

If there's one thing XCOM has taught me, there's always a bigger fish out there, and usually humanity does just fine killing itself during the invasion anyways (For those that know the original XCOM lore, you know what I mean)

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Step 1: Buy some stuff
Step 2: Aliens never arrive
Step 3: Survive anyway
Step 4: Wish you hadn't wasted all that cash
Step 5: Get a new job and raise a happy family
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Get invaded by aliens when you least expect it

[Mother 3]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Nephizune!:

If there's one thing XCOM has taught me, there's always a bigger fish out there, and usually humanity does just fine killing itself during the invasion anyways (For those that know the original XCOM lore, you know what I mean)

That's why I'd try to stay away from warzones and flee to safer areas

[Xero_Daxter]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Nephizune!:

If there's one thing XCOM has taught me, there's always a bigger fish out there, and usually humanity does just fine killing itself during the invasion anyways (For those that know the original XCOM lore, you know what I mean)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F48MyBnJo4s

[Pierce Dalton]

1. Lie on the floor

2. Play dead

[Xero_Daxter]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Pierce Dalton:

1. Lie on the floor

2. Play dead

Unless the aliens are the type of guys who vaporize dead bodies.

[Pierce Dalton]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Xero_Daxter:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Pierce Dalton:

1. Lie on the floor

2. Play dead

Unless the aliens are the type of guys who vaporize dead bodies.

Or worse... eat them.

[Angel]

Just hope they are friendly like Superman/Supergirl and not hostile like "Aliens" and "Predators".

[Mother 3]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Pierce Dalton:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Xero_Daxter:

Unless the aliens are the type of guys who vaporize dead bodies.

Or worse... eat them.

If it's a ground attack, then playing dead is a big risk since they probably have heat vision devices in their machines

[Fried Brains]

Be super confident and have sex with their females like Captain Kirk did.

[jwchav97]

step 1 get a crowbar
step 2 go to their world
step 3 kill their leader

[Mother 3]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Angel:

Just hope they are friendly like Superman/Supergirl and not hostile like "Aliens" and "Predators".

This is an invasion we're talkin, not new friends for us

[Pierce Dalton]

Początkowo opublikowane przez LiamDaMan:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Pierce Dalton:

Or worse... eat them.

If it's a ground attack, then playing dead is a big risk since they probably have heat vision devices in their machines

I'm not sure but I think the human body is still "hot" for some hours or minutes after death.

Anyway, I don't think humans pose a serious threat to them so I doubt they would kill people.