Heaven or Hell? Which is better?

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Hell always sounds like a fun place:

-All the best musicians and fun people will be there.

-A den of sin and debauchery filled with sexy demon dudes and dudettes that all throughout history are conveyed as pretty good-looking aesthetically. Sure there are a few uggos, but there are a lot more pictures and statues of demons rocking 8-pack abs and not skipping leg day.


Meanwhile...

Heaven:

-is always described as "perfect"...

-Which is just boring and samey all the time for eternity.

-And all the boring rule-following people and fanatics will be there, and even terrible people that "repented".

-That and "scripture accurate" angels are some "H. P. Lovecraftian" freaky-looking abominations of eyeballs and wings everywhere.


And then I gotta think about who is running each place:

-In hell, it's a beautiful devil that killed about 10 people and his "sin" was loving the deity of creation too much, and encouraged humans to use the free will their creator gave them.

-In heaven, it's a god that basically created all life, and subsequently all suffering, pain, heartache, and death, and is responsible for the death of all creatures ever in existence. Then gave people free will and punishes them for using it. Kind of sadistic if you ask me... Sounds like a psycho "The Sims" player.



I mean when I break it down, the main so-called "good guy" is actually the bad one, and the bad guy doesn't actually seem as bad as we are told.

Just entertaining an Idea, you don't actually have to believe in any of this one way or another.

It's fun breaking down mythologies analytically.




What do you fine people of the realm of off-topic think?

[Γαῖα]

Any as when you die, your going to cease to exist all but in the memories of others who will also eventually cease to exist. By then, no one will ever know you ever existed at all.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Pastafarian heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper.
Pastafarian hell has a stale beer volcano and a stripper with STDs.

So I'd go with Pastafarian heaven.

[Goldias]

If hell is real and all those demons are not slacking off, no matter how many fun people or dude/dudette out there you won't enjoy it. Mainly because you're there to receive constant punishment. They don't have break or time off.
Just imagine how you would enjoy things when you're constantly bleeding.

[Blasphemous(BlackWarrior)]

If you think of a heaven you get heaven if you think of hell you get hell

[BloodShed]

Heaven or Hell
Duel 1
Let's ROCK

[harley]

heaven. i don't think i need to talk to anyone there. i don't think anything necessarily bad can happen to me. ill just be in peace.

though if i go to hell, then i hope i burn well.

[Thermal Lance]

Fun fact. We are ALL going to to hell anyway. Well, if we apply the logic of the bible literally that is. Usually religious movements are built upon "interpretations" of these texts. Pretty much.

But, if we really ready everything and apply it cut and dry. I hope you like it hot.

[gugnihr]

Hell is always bad, the only heaven that I would like is my own personal heaven, made specifically for me - and for the people I accept to have there with me :P - if something is not made specifically for me it is not good enough for me, expecially something so important as an eternal place where I'm supposed to stay forever.

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Origineel geplaatst door gugnihr:

Hell is always bad, the only heaven that I would like is my own personal heaven, made specifically for me - and for the people I accept to have there with me :P - if something is not made specifically for me it is not good enough for me, expecially something so important as an eternal place where I'm supposed to stay forever.

Just wanting a personal heaven...

That'd be "greed"...

One of the EIGHT "deadly sins".

According to the rules, that's one of those "Directly to hell, do no pass go, do not collect $200" type deals.

[Thermal Lance]

Origineel geplaatst door Sir Dookface McFerretballs:

Origineel geplaatst door gugnihr:

Hell is always bad, the only heaven that I would like is my own personal heaven, made specifically for me - and for the people I accept to have there with me :P - if something is not made specifically for me it is not good enough for me, expecially something so important as an eternal place where I'm supposed to stay forever.

Just wanting a personal heaven...

That'd be "greed"...

One of the EIGHT "deadly sins".

According to the rules, that's one of those "Directly to hell, do no pass go, do not collect $200" type deals.

Even if you ignore those. even if those eight deadly sins were not mentioned, we are already neck deep into ♥♥♥♥ creek.

Our very lifestyle goes against a lot of things teached in the Bible.

[krag hag]

Will there be any hot demons with milkers

[Thermal Lance]

Origineel geplaatst door Erin:

Will there be any hot demons with milkers

Maybe. There is always hoping.

[GunsForBucks]

Candyflipping heaven

[gugnihr]

Origineel geplaatst door Sir Dookface McFerretballs:

Origineel geplaatst door gugnihr:

Hell is always bad, the only heaven that I would like is my own personal heaven, made specifically for me - and for the people I accept to have there with me :P - if something is not made specifically for me it is not good enough for me, expecially something so important as an eternal place where I'm supposed to stay forever.

Just wanting a personal heaven...

That'd be "greed"...

One of the EIGHT "deadly sins".

According to the rules, that's one of those "Directly to hell, do no pass go, do not collect $200" type deals.

This world could easily be defined a hell in my opinion so I already have paid for that.
It's "god" who has to explain me why it decided to put me in such a horrible condition as a living being in this horrible world, I think it owes me a personal heaven.
Next time it can just not bother me and not bring me in such a bad world and I won't ask it anything.

[harley]

Origineel geplaatst door Erin:

Will there be any hot demons with milkers

im sure there'll be demons that are super hot, at the very least 90F. dunno about these "milkers" of yours though.