Keep Getting Phone Calls About Life Insurance

[DMATH]

For the past week 4 times a day i keep getting this Indian guy from Turkdurpastan or wherever country calling me about life insurance. It's starts off as "Hello how you" than he immediately answers his own question "I am good", the rest of it may as well be a bunch of random words because all i heard after that was 'life insurance', so i was like hella no and he just says "yes you interested", mind you he calls me on my mobile.

Well one day

He called

I answered

He just said in a casual tone

"You give me money now sir i have dead children"



Poor John he has dead children

[Vuitton Vampire]

ok we care why ?

[DMATH]

Publicado originalmente por Ugly:

ok we care why ?

I thought what he said was funny since he was trying to sell me insurance

[Pako]

Four times a day for one week? He's devoted. He must really care about you.

[★★Xei★★]

He should've insured his children.

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Ask him "If his computer is plugged in?", then before he can answer say "Okay madam, have you tried turning the computer off and then on again."

Then yell as loud as possible "I KNOW IT'S YOU DELL TECH SUPPORT GUY!!!! STOP STALKING MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" and then slam the phone down.

[Skela]

Publicado originalmente por ★★Yandere Hime★★:

He should've insured his children.

[it's love]

I think he's trying to send a message. Or a hit man.

[gargamell999]

um guys i wish those of you have some money would go out and HIRE the news media poporotzy. and go find, stalk and harras the fake ABBY sales man.

[gargamell999]

i still get the card holder services every fews days and also the people supposedly collecting money for the ohio state police retirement funds.

[reimu hackerei, fallen]

Publicado originalmente por ★★Yandere Hime★★:

He should've insured his children.

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