I just adopted a Bearded Dragon

[Rebelbrowser]

His owner had to get rid of him. hes 3 years old. i named him Lord Leafy in respect to the Leafyishere. But i dont know what to feed him. Im also lacking in money so i cant really afford food for him. what can i do.

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I found some spiders in the back yard and he ate 2 and then kind of watched me for 5 minutes. My friend says she knows about these cool guys. wish i could afford time for him but im a busy dude and i have school and work and responsibilities. ill update eventually to let you know how hes doing.

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Turns out a few of the spiders i fed Leafy the lizard actually bit him and no one knew about it. so Leafy is dead. Rest in Peace Leafy the Lizard

[grungebaby]

I have one named Roshan from Dota 2 c:

[CheddarExuberant]

I was going to chew you out on this, but then this happened:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Whodoesnt:

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Turns out a few of the spiders i fed Leafy the lizard actually bit him and no one knew about it. so Leafy is dead. Rest in Peace Leafy the Lizard

...What.

The.

♥♥♥♥?

Look, I know you didn't give two ♥♥♥♥♥ about the poor thing, but seriously, what the ♥♥♥♥? What kind of research were you doing that made you think feeding him spiders that you couldn't even identify was a good idea? Oh, wait, you did no research. Nevermind. At least poor little Leafy doesn't have to deal with your neglect anymore.

I hope you hate kids, because if this is how you "care" for a bearded dragon then I'd hate to see how you'd care for a human...

[L8start]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Whodoesnt:

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Turns out a few of the spiders i fed Leafy the lizard actually bit him and no one knew about it. so Leafy is dead. Rest in Peace Leafy the Lizard

poor leafy i cant believe you done this

[Johnny-Boy]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Whodoesnt:

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Turns out a few of the spiders i fed Leafy the lizard actually bit him and no one knew about it. so Leafy is dead. Rest in Peace Leafy the Lizard

Well you're not supposed to feed it freaking spiderman, you faceplant.

[Utage]

Bearded dragons are total bros. I used to have one as a pet for a few years.

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Whodoesnt:

Turns out a few of the spiders i fed Leafy the lizard actually bit him and no one knew about it. so Leafy is dead. Rest in Peace Leafy the Lizard

I hope you didn't bury him or something. It's not uncommon for them to play dead. Mine just sort of went limp one day and wouldn't move at all, but the next morning he was crawling all around as usual.

[Defenestration]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von TheTopKek:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von BrawlFire:

For the love of god please change the name, leafy is a dooshbag and isn't funny, and I love bearded dragons. This is IMO. Back to the situation, do you know any neighbors that can take care of it or any friends? I read online that don't put the lizard on fake sand, if it eats it accidentally it could kill it. They like crickets, sometimes it's good to put vitamins on the crickets. If you have no choice give it to an animal shelter. I wish you and that lizard good luck.

Saying my opinion instead of in my opinion would make it sound much better and flow nicer.
Sorry I really just had to point that out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I hate typing on phones so I made it IMO

[OrganicTaste]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[Bluemenkranz]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Whodoesnt:

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I found some spiders in the back yard and he ate 2 and then kind of watched me for 5 minutes. My friend says she knows about these cool guys. wish i could afford time for him but im a busy dude and i have school and work and responsibilities. ill update eventually to let you know how hes doing.

Dude...tf....You dont even know what kind of spiders are safe for it to eat...For all you know you couldve poisoned it

Ursprünglich geschrieben von CustardAndPie:

I was going to chew you out on this, but then this happened:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Whodoesnt:

RE:RE:
Turns out a few of the spiders i fed Leafy the lizard actually bit him and no one knew about it. so Leafy is dead. Rest in Peace Leafy the Lizard

...What.

The.

♥♥♥♥?

Look, I know you didn't give two ♥♥♥♥♥ about the poor thing, but seriously, what the ♥♥♥♥? What kind of research were you doing that made you think feeding him spiders that you couldn't even identify was a good idea? Oh, wait, you did no research. Nevermind. At least poor little Leafy doesn't have to deal with your neglect anymore.

I hope you hate kids, because if this is how you "care" for a bearded dragon then I'd hate to see how you'd care for a human...

THIS, THIS MAN IS RIGHT AS CAN BE

[Autistic Whales]

Can someone call the RSPCA on this guy or something? He is evil and someone has to stop him from owning a pet again.

[Bluemenkranz]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von TheTopKek:

Can someone call the RSPCA on this guy or something? He is evil and someone has to stop him from owning a pet again.

PETA, get PETA on his ass

[Autistic Whales]

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Ursprünglich geschrieben von TheTopKek:

Can someone call the RSPCA on this guy or something? He is evil and someone has to stop him from owning a pet again.

PETA, get PETA on his ass

Oh look this guy has a vac because the cheats were to tempting, maybe killing a Bearded Dragon was to tempting.
Please someone just stop this guy from being allowed a pet ever.

[L8start]

rip leafy at least he had a good pet owner :(

[Autistic Whales]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von L8start:

rip leafy at least he had a good pet owner :(

I really hope your joking...

[L8start]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von TheTopKek:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von L8start:

rip leafy at least he had a good pet owner :(

I really hope your joking...

he loved his lizard he cares about it why would he post it, hes a loving owner...

[Autistic Whales]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von L8start:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von TheTopKek:

I really hope your joking...

he loved his lizard he cares about it why would he post it, hes a loving owner...

Oh yes, in his "care" he lasted 2 days, he adopted it without wanting it, didn't have the funds for keeping him and says he can't look after him because he doesn't have time. Now he is dead, such a loving owner, I hope he can NEVER get a pet again.