Random Facts No One Needs to Know

[The Holy Chicken Overlord]

^^^^

[Yielding]

Tomato juice is pretty good.

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Salt water, when it enters the lungs, do not act the same as fresh water. Your lungs walls harden to keep the salt out. So instead of passing out, as you do when drowning in fresh water, you stay conscious for up to ten minutes experiencing your brain dying by inches.

But what about when you get choked? You pass out faster than that. You pass out from the blood being cut off to your brain. Not from suffocation. What about people who die from toxin inhalation? Still doesn't apply. You are replacing the oxygen in your system with toxins, which can cause unconsciousness.

Nope. Drowning is salt water is possibly the worst thing ever. Have fun at the beach!

[B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t]

Kangaroos can't hop backwards.

[Solid_Ryuk]

Giraffe's practice intercourse with other males before they mate with females.

Have fun with that one.

[Kamiyé]

Dragonflies can't walk.

[Jej]

There's a village in Austria called "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥".

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Their is a service that lets you mail gorilla poop to people.

[novasunshine]

Some people praise this weird pudding thing called Mank.

[B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t]

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland cause he dosen't wear pants.

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t:

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland cause he dosen't wear pants.

Oh? Huh. I always thought is was because he was a ♥♥♥♥.

Oh. And Donald Duck was a ♥♥♥♥.

[Solid_Ryuk]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t:

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland cause he dosen't wear pants.

Which reminds me how Poland banned Winnie the Pooh due to his gender not being specific, and him not wearing pants. First world problems right here.

[Mantis]

i lost my saxophone in a bathroom

[Cobol]

Daily Masturbation Lowers your chances of getting certain kinds of Cancer

[B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Captain Docodile:

Daily Masturbation Lowers your chances of getting certain kinds of Cancer

WHOOO cancer get outta here! I mean uhhh no one does that here.

[tmwfte]

Most of the deaths and disappearances in Antarctica are caused by colonies of ice moles.