My Best Petty Revenge Story

[Ooga]

>I be living at university
>go to subway to pick up some lunch before class
>down time. Only 2 other people in there
>employee hears the bell and comes out from the back
>9/10 skinny blond
>holding her phone up to her ear but not talking
>I wait a bit and she gives me a look
>figure she’s on hold and I’d better order
>”ya, I’ll have a 6-inch BLT on Italian and…”
>she cut me off
>”can’t you see I’m on the ******* phone?!”
>mother****** what?
>wait for 2 minute, 3 more people enter by then and get in line behind me
>”All right, what the **** do you want?”
>Dat file name
>her mistake was b******* at me, a former Subway employee
>time to **** up her day
>order a foot long double-meat meatball sub on honey wheat bread
>that bread tears easier than any other and meatball subs are impossible to close correctly
>make her microwave that for 2 minutes
>she tries to use napkins to take it out so she’s not burned
>fails miserably
>order all the vegies
>she tries to place a tiny bit of each on the sub
>make her double everything
>guy behind me is laughing his *** off
>Bread is stretched completely open and tearing
>time to destroy this sandwich for sure
>ask for oil, tell her you will tell her when to stop
> wait for her to stop on her own
>make her double it
>oil bottle is basically empty
>add an assortment of other condiments
>just picked the ones that will paint her uniform the prettiest
>sandwich is 40% sauces
>she calls me an ***hole and attempts to close the behemoth.
>Sandwich burst open from all ends and spews colorful condiments all over her uniform and 200$ jeans and 500$ shoes
>she starts crying
>lean over the counter
>”I’ve changed my mind, I’d like a 6-inch BLT on Italian.”

[The POSTAL Dude]

I would've preferred some live ammunition, but I guess that works too.

[Ooga]

Oprindeligt skrevet af ACEOFSP♤DES:

I would've preferred some live ammunition, but I guess that works too.

hey, sometimes violence isn't the answer. SOMETIMES
i thought it'd be more interesting to destroy her day

[rojimboo]

This story is funny, because I went to Subway the other day and I actually get the references.

Customer is always a ♥♥♥♥ right.

[Ooga]

totally, but that b**** shouldn't have prevoked me

[♡ Minwoo ♡]

lmao

[Ooga]

btw, i was late to that class but i didnt give a f***.
my day was made

[Goblin]

Amazing

[Chels]

LMFAO!

[Mamezuku Rai]

That made my day.

[B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t]

I love you.

[Mr. Shaggnificent]

Oprindeligt skrevet af |AkLegends|:

>I be living at university

Is the revenge on your parents for making you go to college?

[ostar]

You.......you guys know this didn't happen right?

[Mr. Shaggnificent]

Oprindeligt skrevet af ostar:

You.......you guys know this didn't happen right?

No, it did... right up to the part where she was rude. Everything else happened in imagination land, ten minutes after leaving the shop.

Alternatively;

Oprindeligt skrevet af |AkLegends|:

[...]me, a former Subway employee [...]

The roles have been reversed, and OP is the one who was behind the counter.

[Ooga]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Mr. Shaggnificent:

Oprindeligt skrevet af ostar:

You.......you guys know this didn't happen right?

No, it did... right up to the part where she was rude. Everything else happened in imagination land, ten minutes after leaving the shop.

Alternatively;

Oprindeligt skrevet af |AkLegends|:

[...]me, a former Subway employee [...]

The roles have been reversed, and OP is the one who was behind the counter.

oh of course it didn't happen, read my bio, i'm 15. i made up this entire story. but it's a great one.

[HOBO BOB]

Oprindeligt skrevet af |AkLegends|:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Mr. Shaggnificent:

No, it did... right up to the part where she was rude. Everything else happened in imagination land, ten minutes after leaving the shop.

Alternatively;

The roles have been reversed, and OP is the one who was behind the counter.

oh of course it didn't happen, read my bio, i'm 15. i made up this entire story. but it's a great one.

It hurts.