Worst soap ever?

[Yew Nough]

I vote Irish Spring, cause it smells of Walmart.

[Soap]

~Any soap that is the enemy of my enemy can be my friend.

~There are many things which can be labeled enemies other than filth.

~Even when the enemy is filth, the method for dealing with the enemy can vary, making it difficult to judge in simple terms which soap is worst.

You can quote me on those.


Let’s say for example:
I want to clean a dirty friend. But I cannot reach my friend. They are hiding behind an impassable fence, and don’t like the bar soap I offer them.

They say, “nono, I won’t come out, the filth makes me look like monster! And that blue bar soap’ll make me a blue monster! I don’t want to be a moonster! It don’t fit through the fence anyway. :P”

Well maybe the blue soap was the best soap at cleaning by rubbing with water, and the best to clean them. But it cannot work in this situation. I don’t want my friend to be a moonster if they don’t want to.

I must find another option, like building a soap shooting auto-turret which can shoot soap that is already lathered.

So, the best/worst soap may vary in different situations. I like to think any soap is better than no soap.

[crunchyfrog]

引用自 Soap：

~Any soap that is the enemy of my enemy can be my friend.

~There are many things which can be labeled enemies other than filth.

~Even when the enemy is filth, the method for dealing with the enemy can vary, making it difficult to judge in simple terms which soap is worst.

You can quote me on those.


Let’s say for example:
I want to clean a dirty friend. But I cannot reach my friend. They are hiding behind an impassable fence, and don’t like the bar soap I offer them.

They say, “nono, I won’t come out, the filth makes me look like monster! And that blue bar soap’ll make me a blue monster! I don’t want to be a moonster! It don’t fit through the fence anyway. :P”

Well maybe the blue soap was the best soap at cleaning by rubbing with water, and the best to clean them. But it cannot work in this situation. I don’t want my friend to be a moonster if they don’t want to.

I must find another option, like building a soap shooting auto-turret which can shoot soap that is already lathered.

So, the best/worst soap may vary in different situations. I like to think any soap is better than no soap.

Except avocados. Those are bastards. They taste like soap and they don't need to.

[Electric Cupcake]

引用自 Masque of Clavicus Vile：

引用自 MikeBob2013：

The kind that has sand in it.

I guess it's intended for mechanics and others who get their hands REALLY dirty, because I've only ever seen it in places like gas stations and automobile repair shops.

It's literally like washing with a slippery bar of sandpaper. I'd hate to have to take a shower or a bath with the stuff. 😳

Lava. That stuff is great. Wouldn't want to scrub the dangly bits with it, though.

I generally use borax hand soap. Only a couple locally-based hardware stores have it, though. All the other mainstream ones stick to lavabar.

As for antibacterial soaps, they can work if you let the suds sit for several minutes, but if you rinse it off right away, it won't do anything. And, of course, the issue of microbes developing resistance is a big problem.

[Choccy]

Soap is soap!

[zMrScythe]

Soap that smells like old peop... poop, yeah thats right. It was a typo I really meant poop.

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

I had a bar of soap once that was made in India, opened the package and it smelled exactly like pee. Must be Indian thing...