Hardcore/Dark quotes from Kids'/Family shows

[An Easy Target]

I've been watching cartoons I didn't have time (or cable connection) for off the bat, and I've found that, compared at least to the general cultural expectation of kids' - or at this rate I am tempted to say "kid's" - shows, some pretty harsh, formidable, or dark stuff could be peppered in among the fluff. Explicit and implicit.

I can't help but want to share a couple that have made me do double-takes, which have turned my apathy into curiosity, my curiosity into interest, my interest into liking, and my liking into nigh-fandom.

Not going into dirty jokes here, mind you. That merits its own thread. I want to share here chaste dark stuff. There's plenty disturbing that happens from the waistline up.

Note I'm going off memory here without necessarily the quotes pulled up for reference, so this isn't verbatim.

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"It's sort of fun being a slave driver." - Sunni Gummi, Disney's "The Adventures of the Gummi Bears";

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"Ah, the sound of people screaming as their livelihoods are shattered... it soothes me." - Theodore McCallister III, WordGirl.

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(About some kids shutting down satellites flooding a world with pollution that will kill almost everything) "Oh, rest assured, they will. But that's going to take time, and time is on my side." - The Hacker, Cyberchase.

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"This ray turns any building into goop."
"Oh, that doesn't sound too threatening."
"Fair enough. Let's see if it works on humans!" - Dr. Two-Brains, then WordGirl, then Dr. Two-Brains again, from WordGirl, again.

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"I don't know who you are, and I don't care, but when you cross Fat Cat, you go splat."
(goons drop troublemakers)
"I do hope they hose down the sidewalk in the morning." - Fat Cat, Rescue Rangers.

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If I remember any others I want to come back and share them.

[Dracoco OwO]

I don't know any of this.

[Radioactive Grass]

"I've heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise" -Megatron

[An Easy Target]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Pumblo:

"I've heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise" -Megatron

Hohoho, man. I don't watch Transformers- never have- but if that's the writing I can understand and respect firmly those who do.

[Blargo]

"I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child."
- Azula, right before attacking her brother.

[An Easy Target]

Dxpress, however much I dislike that franchise, credit where it's due: That is an impressively dark line. Thank you for sharing.

[An Easy Target]

Naru I remember. I had meant individual quotes, one liners, rather than general scenes. Besides, that's a movie. I had shows in mind.

[Violeta]

I love almost anything Wendy from Don't starve says. She's so goth and edge, I love it.

[An Easy Target]

No apologies necessary. Thank you for contributing. Moments from movies have their like merit and deserve credit accordingly.

[Violeta]

Not sure if it counts, but have you seen the "Gregory Horror Show"?

Despite looking cartoony and kind of family friendly. All the episodes are probably on youtube.

It can go real dark.

[patch.macho.2007]

having fun isn't hard
When you've got a library card
Having fun isn't hard
When you've got a library card

Come on inside
We've got everything you need
There's plenty to do
Or you can just sit and read

This book explains
How to make paper planes
This contour map
Can show you mountain range terrains

Fly to the moon
Explore the ocean floor
Find out which one's the tiller
And which one is the oar

Here's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
And "Half Magic."
"Hop on Pop," "The Fox in Socks"
And books on doing card tricks!

Having fun isn't hard
When you've got a library card
(That's right!)
Having fun isn't hard
When you've got a library card
Books on baseball

made me unable to sleep

[Electric Cupcake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEWRDu_Wz3s

[Radioactive Grass]

Opprinnelig skrevet av An Easy Target:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Pumblo:

"I've heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise" -Megatron

Hohoho, man. I don't watch Transformers- never have- but if that's the writing I can understand and respect firmly those who do.

The quote here I'm about to put is absolutely one of my favorite quotes from the movie.

"All I want is to be back in charge. Besides who would you be without me, Prime?" -Megatron

"Time to find out" -Optimus prime

[qpardo]

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?"

spy kids 2

[patch.macho.2007]

Opprinnelig skrevet av ben:

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?"

spy kids 2

that quote comes from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spy kids?!?!?!

[Radioactive Grass]

Opprinnelig skrevet av pablo.macho.2007:

Opprinnelig skrevet av ben:

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?"

spy kids 2

that quote comes from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spy kids?!?!?!

https://youtu.be/0RFwyobtnKA

Yes, I ♥♥♥♥ you not