Honest Slogans

[Bealla Donna]

What is an honest slogan you can think of for any company or piece of work in creative media?

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A gas station with a restaurant with their name as Eat here and get gas.

[Ramonkey]

Boston Dynamics: These are the droids you’re looking for

[Neuro]

Toilet Paper : Helps you feel safe in a pandemic.

[Luis the Uma Loving Wizard]

EA(or just about any crappy corporation that over charges you one way or another): Give us all your money

[zexx11]

Walmart:

"You Got Money We Got Pockets".

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Space Force:
All your base are belong to us!

[Incarnate]

Gucci: You don't need taste, class, or personality when you have money

Ubisoft: U B softbrained if you buy one of our games

North Face: Don't know where the Big Dipper is or what Poison Ivy looks like? You clearly need some mountain climbing gear.

[hsf_]

Ronseal: "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

They did a range of DIY gardening stuff like fence paints and stuff.

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Multi-Billion Dollar Pharmaceutical Companies: "You will likely be seeing an ad to class action sue us in about 5-10 years for terrible side effects of a product you or a loved one used that we said was safe and effective."

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

"Entry level" jobs that require a degree and 4-8 years paid experience: "Look, we just don't want to have to pay to train you."

[Mr Jt (Gog is king)]

Toddler howard:It got 16 times the bugs
Ea:We don’t have gambling mechanics/microtransactions in our games they are surprise mechanics

[JobeGardener]

"It's easy to win when you are not afraid to lie."

[Blargo]

Microsoft:

"We like coming up with confusing names for our products."

[Naedmi]

Arby's 'We have the meats'

[WaitandSee]

"Nuclear Power, it's the way to glow"

"We shouldn't be allowed to get away with any of this this" ~Johnny Care, Health Care Sharing Ministry