I can't stop farting

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I'm not sure what made this happen but these last couple of days I have been farting non-stop. My windows are closed because it gets too cold in my room otherwise. I took a few whiffs and I gotta say it smells pretty strange. Any ways I can make this stomach bloating stop? I couldn't find any yahoo answers on this matter of mine.

[agu]

Hmm yes... very pungent, my dear.

[♥Peachboy♥]

Out Of Bubblegum eredeti hozzászólása:

You drank milk? One day I found out that I am lactose intolerant now. I had cereal with milk for the first time in a few years. The gas lasted for maybe 12 hours. :(

It must have been something you ate that is not normal.

What does lactose intolerance do to you?

[crgzero]

beano
https://www.beanogas.com/

When I'd cook beans I'd usually add a teaspoon of sugar per serving of beans while they were cooking. Supposedly that would help prevent gas, sometimes it seemed to work sometimes it didn't.

[ุ]

Unless there's been a change of diet, I'd strongly advise seeing a doctor. Just for safety's sake.

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

okay, everybody, let's sing:

I can't stop farting you
I've made up my mind
To live in memories of the lonesome times
(I can't stop farting you)
It's useless to say
So I'll just live my life in dreams of yesterday (dreams of yesterday)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7iRVtxui8

[ุ]

HitmanPancake eredeti hozzászólása:

Out Of Bubblegum eredeti hozzászólása:

You drank milk? One day I found out that I am lactose intolerant now. I had cereal with milk for the first time in a few years. The gas lasted for maybe 12 hours. :(

It must have been something you ate that is not normal.

What does lactose intolerance do to you?

It varies in the individual, it can cause discomfort/bloating in some. While others, it can legit make them violently sick, up to puking and diarrhea.

[Copperfield [SAC]]

PEOPLE MAKE ME PUKE eredeti hozzászólása:

Is someone able to get on voice chat with me, to show me what a normal fart sounds like. I'm honesty inexperienced with this kind of stuff, usually it's just mild bursts but now it's blowing out of proportion. They have been getting better slightly I think.. not sure.

[Nomad]

beans beans are good for the heart you more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel so lets eat beans for every meal

[crgzero]

Beans beans the.magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot.

[JobeGardener]

This is why the population gets punked by their leadership everyday. Priorities.

[𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ]

This is gonna be like the stinky thread, getting necro'd each month. I'm calling it.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Imma give you really bad advice.

Take some beano, a couple laxitives, drink a thick old glass of metamucil, and four bottles of your favorite sports drink. Once you finish what happens after that, you won't be worrying about farts anymore.

You are probably gonna want to get a bucket.

[D.B. Gennifer]

youre going to the brap farm

[Vaxen]

ok

[Roland Schultz]

Don't worry, farting is better than not being able to fart. That gas has to go somewhere. So don't hold it back; let it out.