Is there a thing for this?

[L7vanmatre]

I dunno what to call this so I'm lost when I try to Google it.

Basically, it's a website or something that takes what you say, and then makes it talk overly intelligent (with a lack of better term). Like instead of saying "jump" it'd use an obscure synonym or say "propel oneself in an upwards direction" (not exactly that but you get the jist). It'd work like the Jacksfilms Comment Horribler, but with smart words and stuff.

Sorry... I'm bad at coming up with words right now.

EDIT: So it seems people have been taking what I have said wrong. I understand.

What I mean is, is there a service that takes all words, uses a Thesaurus service to see synonyms, then replaces a word with the word with the most characters.

It's not for school or any important paper; I'm off of that crap for now. It's just for a few jokes.

I was just wondering if there is a service that did that or something similar, since I cannot find one on Google.

[rojimboo]

You wanna sound smarter with anecdotes and idioms?

Better just to stay in school, son.

[L7vanmatre]

Początkowo opublikowane przez rojimboo:

You wanna sound smarter with anecdotes and idioms?

Better just to stay in school, son.

It's for a joke. :T

[L7vanmatre]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Nargo:

Read a thesaurus

I considered that, but I don't think I'd want to do that with something similar to a copypasta if there was a service that'd just do it.

[Dick Fusion]

I found one
http://www.thesaurus.com

[Lily]

How's this?[www.elsewhere.org]

You can also try googling "purple prose generator," but all I find is NSFW stuff. Neither of them is exactly what you're asking for, but postmodernist nonsense and bizarre sexual metaphors are more entertaining anyway.

[L7vanmatre]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Gustave5436:

How's this?[www.elsewhere.org]

You can also try googling "purple prose generator," but all I find is NSFW stuff. Neither of them is exactly what you're asking for, but postmodernist nonsense and bizarre sexual metaphors are more entertaining anyway.

Hahaha, yeah, that's true.

Heh, trying to sound smart but actually not making sense kinda works anyway. I wanted to try to see what'd happen with the Navy Seal copypasta having the "super intelligent" sort of speak. I guess I could do it manually but I kinda needed to do it ASAP before the moment ended.

Thanks anyways!

[Naedmi]

You could look up fun little translators, be careful which sites you open though. Some of those translators are actually viruses.

Here's one I found for translating English to Shakespearean

Examble Text: "ugh! come here and consume my hat you lazy fool"

Translated Text: "fie! cometh h're and englut mine own coxcomb thee distemperate blinking idiot"

http://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean

[L7vanmatre]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Explosion Hugger:

You could look up fun little translators, be careful which sites you open though. Some of those translators are actually viruses.

Here's one I found for translating English to Shakespearean

Examble Text: "ugh! come here and consume my hat you lazy fool"

Translated Text: "fie! cometh h're and englut mine own coxcomb thee distemperate blinking idiot"

http://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean

Hahahahahaha

Thanks for that! I'll look for them!

[Zubenelgenubi]

Spend enough time on Reddit and you should pick it up.