How to make a teddy bear smell cute?

[when im clownin]

So I was talking to my little cutie teddy, Pudding, and he told me that he always wanted to smell like gingerbread! How could I safely apply a gingerbread scent to him? It would make him really happy!

[Johnny-Boy]

Cut that bear wide open, stuff an entire garlic baguette inside, sip it close and ta-da.

[Johnny-Boy]

Let him 'accidentally' fall down the stairs, bribe the medics that he needs surgery
and his trust in you will never die.

[mytton]

Originally posted by fluffy little moth:

So I was talking to my little cutie teddy, Pudding, and he told me that he always wanted to smell like gingerbread! How could I safely apply a gingerbread scent to him? It would make him really happy!

Dats gay

[Choccy]

Open him up, and stuff him with gingerbread.

[ゆのーさん]

buy gingerbread perfume and use its scent on the teddy bear!

[Choccy]

Originally posted by Yui <3:

buy gingerbread perfume and use its scent on the teddy bear!:Heartyou:

This will damage him. You don't want a teddy bear to get damaged, don't you?

[Florida Man]

Having conversations with stuffed, inanimate toys?

That cannot possibly be healthy.

[Cassidy]

Put a plate of freshly baked gingerbread cookies right next to your teddy.

[Sirens]

Originally posted by Johnny-Boy:

Cut that bear wide open, stuff an entire garlic baguette inside, sip it close and ta-da.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCDfcdUKUeI

[Chuuya Nakahara]

Soak it in some fragrance and let it air dry. There you go.

[peppermint hollows]

I'm confused as to whether OP is talking about a literal teddy bear or their gay lover...

[Vince ✟]

You need to have him spend time with a ginger, they and only they can make the scents of bread you desire.

[Azza ☠]

Perhaps try "Thymes - Gingerbread Home Fragrance Mist" as it's a fine mist? Or if your teddy bear can be zipped open, use the "Gingerbread Decorative Sachet" or "Ornament Sachet" inside to last longer.

http://www.thymes.com/Fragrances/Gingerbread/

[Kris]

Get a new teddy bear, an aromatherapy one. I had a reindeer that smelled like pine trees when you heated it up. :)

[alicerinz]

Off Topic gets worse by the day