Dumbest flirt you have ever said?

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BassKnight 2017年12月31日 14時43分

"Are you a freeway?
Because I want to ride you all night long"

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DarkCrystalMethod 2017年12月31日 15時39分

Hey, are you a quantum harmonizer?
(You know how the rest of it goes)

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Crystal Sharrd 2017年12月31日 15時45分

I don't know how to flirt, outside of the button prompt in The Sims 3.
...
But it appears this thread is about bad pickup lines, so here's one I came up with while typing this.
Do you want to see if my schwartz is bigger than Dark Helmet's?

#17

Sir Dookface McFerretballs 2018年1月1日 1時22分

Hey stud! I'd try some pickup lines on you but I thought we could try eachother on IN my pickup instead.

And

I'm horny, we're both hotties, lets go be naughty!

And

I'm bored, wanna screw?

....

These all worked.

And the 3rd one works all the time now that I'm married.

#18

Fujiwara 2018年1月1日 1時58分

Damn girl youre thicker than a b0wl of oatmeal

#19

Dominic 2018年1月1日 2時07分

I do not flirt. Just not my style.

#20

May90 2018年1月1日 2時58分

Well, I've never flirted seriously, but sometimes I have a joking mood when in public, and that leads to some funny situations. Happened in a grocery store in a random queue...

Lady: "It's so cold today, isn't it?"
Me: "It is. Much warmer here. Hotter even, I would say. *wink*"
Lady: "... ... ... Really?"
Me: "Virtually!"

The conversation kinda fell apart after that.

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-V- 2018年1月1日 6時12分

Me: *comes up to dance with a girl*
Her: "Wow, you have such pale skin!"
Me: "Thank you! It's because I'm wearing whiteface makeup."
Her: *walks away*

Because, forget the petticoats, corset, and powdered wig, it's the WHITE FACE PAINT that's offensive. Lmao. (it was part of the costume!)

Me: *sits down next to a guy at a bar*
Him: "You have such pale skin!"
Me: "Yes, I suffer from a skin condition called 'Irishism'."
or
Me: "Well, I only come out at night."
Him: "Sounds like a Vampire"
Me: "Perhaps" *sly smile*
Him: *look of fear* *leaves the bar*

最近の変更は-V-が行いました; 2018年1月1日 6時15分

#22

Dyne 2018年1月1日 6時18分

>talking to women

#23

Dareto0910 2018年1月1日 6時24分

Radene の投稿を引用：
I don't do flirts, sorry.

#24

tmwfte 2018年1月1日 6時24分

"Hi, are you a girl? Because I'm -unintelligible high pitched laugh-"

#25

Xaelath 2018年1月1日 6時25分

"Do you know what love is".
It was so awkward that i wanted to kill myself.

#26

Richard I 2018年1月1日 9時01分

Mods, please don't ban me I don't know if this is against the rules or not.

But I said "Hey girl, are you one of the twin towers? Because I want to smash you."

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OfficeSpider 2018年1月1日 9時18分

-V- の投稿を引用：
Me: *comes up to dance with a girl*
Her: "Wow, you have such pale skin!"
Me: "Thank you! It's because I'm wearing whiteface makeup."
Her: *walks away*

Because, forget the petticoats, corset, and powdered wig, it's the WHITE FACE PAINT that's offensive. Lmao. (it was part of the costume!)

Me: *sits down next to a guy at a bar*
Him: "You have such pale skin!"
Me: "Yes, I suffer from a skin condition called 'Irishism'."
or
Me: "Well, I only come out at night."
Him: "Sounds like a Vampire"
Me: "Perhaps" *sly smile*
Him: *look of fear* *leaves the bar*

If you tell a guy you're like a vampire and smile slyly, he isn't going to walk away lol

#28

We are in the Beam 2018年1月1日 9時21分

-V- の投稿を引用：
Me: "Thank you! It's because I'm wearing whiteface makeup."
Her: *walks away*

Because, forget the petticoats, corset, and powdered wig, it's the WHITE FACE PAINT that's offensive. Lmao. (it was part of the costume!)

Whiteface? That's a new one.

#29