how do i un-summon a demon

[BackupYAHmax]

ok so me and my edgy noscopers were screaming at the internet and saying f**k and then we summoned a demon cuz we hate life but now its a bit too extreme so how do we un summon it

[Feetlover20988]

Opprinnelig skrevet av 12 days until internet doomsday:

I feel like these OT threads are getting worse by the minute. Makes me debate wether or not to quit OT.

maybe your forshadowing the future of shashie getting permabanned, stop it

[B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t]

Usually by taking the skill off your hotbar will unsummon it.

[Kurwa bober]

tell him you noscoped his mom

[Bastila Shan]

You’ll need to perform an exorcism, use the bible, holy water and a priest would be good

[Nezvo <|°_°|>]

have you tried turning it off and on again?

[Linus Hyper]

Say sorry

[BossGalaga]

Opprinnelig skrevet av BackupYAHmax:

ok so me and my edgy noscopers were screaming at the internet and saying f**k and then we summoned a demon cuz we hate life but now its a bit too extreme so how do we un summon it

Have Anthony Hopkins yell at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rlohOLUi9k

[እግዚአብሄር ምህረ]

Opprinnelig skrevet av BackupYAHmax:

ok so me and my edgy noscopers were screaming at the internet and saying f**k and then we summoned a demon cuz we hate life but now its a bit too extreme so how do we un summon it

Just be sorry for your sins. No burnt offering needed.

[Wizling]

Stand in front of the demon then slam him towards the wall while looking at his face, then gently say "so you wanna do this or get out?"

[Tony Abbott]

You know demons aren't real, right?
I hope you're not being serious. Please tell me off-topic hasn't come to this.

[Wizling]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Tony Abbott:

You know demons aren't real, right?
I hope you're not being serious. Please tell me off-topic hasn't come to this.

Its only starting...This is just the beginning!

[Quint the Alligator Snapper]

Let the demon live with you. Make them learn how to live in modern society. Make a new friend of your new housemate. It'll be particularly convenient since this friend can scare the daylights out of people you don't like.

[Fragile Waters]

Get Doomguy to deal with it.

[BossGalaga]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Tony Abbott:

You know demons aren't real, right?
I hope you're not being serious. Please tell me off-topic hasn't come to this.

You were literally crapping your pants in another thread about how God isn't real because if he was then bad stuff would never happen (which is a pretty idiotic argument, regardless of what you believe) so obviously you know that off-topic has already come to this.

Not to mention, it couldn't possibly be more obvious that this wasn't a serious thread. Please tell me you don't seriously think that OP is serious?

[Tony Abbott]

Opprinnelig skrevet av BossGalaga:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Tony Abbott:

You know demons aren't real, right?
I hope you're not being serious. Please tell me off-topic hasn't come to this.

You were literally crapping your pants in another thread about how God isn't real because if he was then bad stuff would never happen (which is a pretty idiotic argument, regardless of what you believe) so obviously you know that off-topic has already come to this.

Not to mention, it couldn't possibly be more obvious that this wasn't a serious thread. Please tell me you don't seriously think that OP is serious?

Whoa, are you still triggered from that thread ages ago? I must have done my job well. And actually, the 'problem of evil and suffering' is a legitimate argument against God's existence, with the 'explanations' offered by theists being lacklustre at best, useless at worst. Since you seem to remember that old thread so well, I won't go into the argument again.

I mean, sorry if you were offended I guess, but the hostility really is unwarranted months later. I am happy to debate you about religion if that's what you want, I am in a group called 'Planet B' which would facilitate that conversation nicely.

I am reasonably certain that the OP wasn't being serious, but a few other comments caught my eye, people who (in my opinion) were sincere about the methods of 'demon removal' (sounds like a death metal band).