have you ever put butter on a poptart

[L8start]

its so frickin good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? if u havent than i think you should. I was sittin' in the kitchen. One day, and I was itching To fill up my belly with the pipin' hot jelly Of the best damn treat in the world And I saw a stick of butter And it almost made me shudder And scream like a baby girl I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream So I put butter on a Pop Tart It was so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should

[DarkCrystalMethod]

I see your tastes have ascended beyond mere mortals.
Give peanut butter a try for a level 2 experience.

[Vince ✟]

I don't eat butter, but I do enjoy a bit of fresh cream to dollop on something like a tart pastry

[L8start]

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

I see your tastes have ascended beyond mere mortals.
Give peanut butter a try for a level 2 experience.

or the soul of selena gomez

[KitaQman]

Can't i just eat pizza?

[Zales]

If none of you get the reference it's from Family Guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlsFgDjyePc

[B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t]

This makes me sad.

[Spíosra]

No, but I will next time now!

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

I see your tastes have ascended beyond mere mortals.
Give peanut butter a try for a level 2 experience.

What about peanut butter and butter?

[extraneous]

I once ate pancakes with maple syrup and whipped cream. It was disgusting

[Spíosra]

Originally posted by B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t:

This makes me sad.

Strawberry Poptarts are sweeter than Blueberry ones. Those Blueberry Poptarts are always so blue!

[DarkCrystalMethod]

I've put syrup in my tea and honey on my pancakes.

[Azza ☠]

You must be American...

How about deep frying an entire stick of butter or a snickers chocolate bar next. Ingenius!

One of my favs: Chicken stuffed with cheese and wrapped with bacon.

Heart stoppers, only Americans can figure out and risk trying.

[Spíosra]

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

I've put syrup in my tea and honey on my pancakes.

Maple syrup in tea is something I've done as well!

[Spíosra]

Originally posted by Azza ☠:

You must be American...

How about deep frying an entire stick of butter or a snickers chocolate bar next. Ingenius!

One of my favs: Chicken stuffed with cheese and wrapped with bacon.

Heart stoppers, only Americans can figure out and risk trying.

One hasn't lived until he's tried a stick of deep-fried butter! Which is to say, I haven't lived yet.

[Daxank]

poptarts don't exist in Switzerland

[Denzel Washington]

How about after a butter cover it with cheese? Americans...