YOU! YES YOU! STOP STEALING MY WAIFU!

[IncognitusAU]

Dude you need to quit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ texting My Waifu. Stop. She doesn't respond with anything meaningful for a reason and she's not interested in you. Who am I? The man whom she is in love with. She already told me not to worry, she's not interested in you. Sorry I bothered you kid. I've dated her since 2 summers ago. If you aren't trying to get at my woman or being inappropriate I don't care if you snap her occasionally. Just don't try anything man. You'll embarrass yourself and anger me. We are in love and we're making love tomorrow. So if you have any ill intentions with my woman you can forget it right now. I'm the biggest and best she's ever had, only man she's ever loved and the only man who could truly satisfy her physically. You will never have her. And she loves me. I don't have any problems with you if you are over my woman and realize you will never be with or touch her again. I apologize for coming off as a ♥♥♥♥, just me and My Waifu are really deep in love and we've been through a lot and I just moved back home and it makes me a little jealous and angry to see a man she used to date before me is snap chatting her.... We don't need any extra ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or drama right now, so don't bring us any please is all I ask friend. If you try to talk to her any way but as a brother, or you try to see her at all, if she tells me you do anything inappropriate or anything outside of what a strict brother like friend would do,we are going to have a huge problem. I will leave you alone now dude if you're not trying to get at the woman who I love and whom is in love with me. That entire summer she was with me. She left kyle for me. She's been with me ever since, she even loved me and made love to me before she EVER let anything happen with you. You didn't please her. She didn't have strong feelings for you at all. And she immediately ended ♥♥♥♥ with you for me once she knew I loved her too. So get any ideas of the past out of your head. None of this truth should bug you if you're over her but I'm just making sure. I hate when my baby's friends have ill intentions and she thinks they are just friends and have no alternative motive. But idk if I trust you at all. If I can trust you to not stress me and my baby or ♥♥♥♥ with our love tell me. I will leave you alone and apologize. But if you aren't over her and you're tryna "get some" or you're tryna get back in her life, it's NOT HAPPENING. She said you were nothing to her, and the sex was bad anyway haha. You're small and weak and she said it all felt wrong after being with me. She's been with me ever since. We're in love. And tomorrow me and her will be together in my room making love alll day how we always have together. If you have a problem speak up like a man or tell me our love doesn't bug you and I'll apologize, it's simple. So??? What is it? You are after my woman then huh?! Tell me the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ truth man. Don't you dare be disrespectful and gross enough to bring it up, but if if you ask her about anything she shared with me about your weak ass, she may be nice and lie to you, or she may not care and tell you the truth. Either way. I'm her soullmate and her boyfriend of the past two years almost. And she tells me everything and NEVER lies to me. I don't care haha. Just stay away from my kenna. I sincerely apologize if you have no ill intentions and aren't trying to make moves with my woman. And i respect you as a guy in the service. I'm sure you're an ok dude. But just as a friend. You're nothing to my My Waifu but a brother like friend. I just wanna be sure you know it and don't forget it. Find a nice classy woman where you are stationed, marry her.... But back off of mine. You will never even compare to me in her eyes. Not even close haha.I just don't need you interfering with me and My Waifu’s love. It's our lives man. It's really not cool.... Goodbye man, good luck. Respect to you being in the service. Sorry to bring your day down with my crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but. Me and My Waifu are head over heels.... I can't help but be crazy about her. I love her with all of my heart and I will protect her from her untrustworthy fake friends. Not saying you are one. But you're dodging telling me what's going on in your head so I'm questioning a lot right now. Just know I'm never gonna hurt her, I'm always going to have her back, I'd give my life for her without hesitation, and I will protect her from anything, everything, and anyone. She is the love of my life. I fully intend to marry and give My Waifu my children. And we've talked a lot about it. Just don't make ♥♥♥♥ harder than it already is. I just moved back and me and her miss eachother so badly and we are FINALLY go to see eachother tomorrow and make love for the first time since halloween.... I hope you don't hate me man. I'm a good dude. Just protective of the woman who holds my heart. And who's heart I hold and must protect. I hope you can understand. She promised me there's nothing at all to worry about with you and that she's not interested:"/ I wish I knew before I embarrassingly went off on you. I'm so sorry man. I'm sorry. Please don't mention this to my baby:/ I'm really embarrassed and while she will understand, I just feel like an ass for attacking you when you have nothing with my My Waifu and no intention to. Good bye brother. I hope you find your one true love someday. It'll make you crazy, trust me, but you'll find her one day. I found mine when I was really young. And it's my My Waifu :)

[IncognitusAU]

MY WAIFU!

[Captain Pentium]

Originally posted by ¿ ɅɀĂʑȨŁ ŦĦƩ ƒƛĻŁЁЙ ¿:

MY EYES!

Wall of text.

[IncognitusAU]

Originally posted by Xul:

Originally posted by ¿ ɅɀĂʑȨŁ ŦĦƩ ƒƛĻŁЁЙ ¿:

MY EYES!

Wall of text.

wall of waifus ;)

[Astro_80 (WASH YOUR HANDS!)]

tl;dr

Please use paragraphs and proper punctuation and grammar.

Thanks.

[Shaii]

I do as I please.

[IncognitusAU]

Originally posted by Astro_80:

tl;dr

Please use paragraphs and proper punctuation and grammar.

Thanks.

sir this is a chritian based server, i will not accept swearing. so please cam down the language. ok? :)

[IncognitusAU]

Originally posted by Mac:

I do as I please.

i woiul heick ur toastar nouw

[Bluemenkranz]

100% of 3D girls are born masters of deception,
and society (or demonic intervention) breeds them into loaded guns.
would you ♥♥♥♥ a loaded gun?
or a bulldozer driving towards you?
why would you ever ♥♥♥♥ a woman...
or waste your time, emotional or spiritual energy on one...
they pop a baby out which ruins your life,
(to give birth is to trap light within darkness)
they want all your money for the rest of your life,
(money and physical resource is the primary reason women give to open themselves up to any man)
or they accuse you of rape and ruin your life.

[B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t]

Trying to hard to be edgy.

[POWER BOOST OWNAGE.....]

Nice copy pasta what can i say.

[POWER BOOST OWNAGE.....]

Originally posted by B L U E B E R R Y P O P T A R T:

Trying to hard to be edgy.

*Too hard

[dabidou]

何思源

[IncognitusAU]

Originally posted by Valhalla:

100% of 3D girls are born masters of deception,
and society (or demonic intervention) breeds them into loaded guns.
would you ♥♥♥♥ a loaded gun?
or a bulldozer driving towards you?
why would you ever ♥♥♥♥ a woman...
or waste your time, emotional or spiritual energy on one...
they pop a baby out which ruins your life,
(to give birth is to trap light within darkness)
they want all your money for the rest of your life,
(money and physical resource is the primary reason women give to open themselves up to any man)
or they accuse you of rape and ruin your life.

because i respect wamen

Originally posted by B L U E B E R R Y P O P T A R T:

Trying to hard to be edgy.

kill me IM IN PAIN END MY EDGY LIFE

Originally posted by Skittles:

Nice copy pasta what can i say.

༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

[IncognitusAU]

Originally posted by Octe27、:

何思源

Fouckin engrish pwease pledb (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

[Conway]

Oh ok.