go to the superpower wiki and click the randomize button

[Transfem Bucky Beaver (Beav/Her)]

(the randomize button is in the explore tab)
the power you get you use to fight zombies in the zombie apocalypse.
you can randomize the page 3 times if you want.

[Transfem Bucky Beaver (Beav/Her)]

i got light manipulation

[DragonicPixel]

I got Absolute Darkness. The exact opposite of yours, huh.

[Chairman Meow]

I got "Pipe manipulation"

So I'm a plumber...

[Swarmfly]

"Crystal Bow Construction"

Oh yeah...

[Smugass Braixen-Chan]

I hate these kinds of games, I always get stupid results...

Messaggio originale di DoodlePaper:

you can randomize the page 3 times

• First Power: Mystic Object - An object that grants its user magic-based powers.
  http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystic_Object
  
• Second Power: Crystal Spike Projectiles - The ability to project spikes of crystal.
  http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Spike_Projection
  
• Third Power: Spirit Magic - The ability to use magic that revolves around spirits.
  http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_Magic

So... Basically, I'm a magic-staff wielding psychic who can conjure lethally sharp crystals at will... ... ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euI3v2jpTlI

[Transfem Bucky Beaver (Beav/Her)]

Messaggio originale di The Marxist-Leninist Feline:

I got "Pipe manipulation"

So I'm a plumber...

your not just any plumber.

your mario.

[Smugass Braixen-Chan]

Messaggio originale di DoodlePaper:

Messaggio originale di The Marxist-Leninist Feline:

I got "Pipe manipulation"

So I'm a plumber...

your not just any plumber.

your mario.

Turns out he wants Mario on Steam because he IS Mario!!

[Rockstarpurpp]

Advanced Powers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Advanced_Powers
Razor Hand
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Hand
Suit Up!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suit_Up!

I would just go with the razor hand.

[Transfem Bucky Beaver (Beav/Her)]

Messaggio originale di ✯Balrog✯:

Advanced Powers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Advanced_Powers
Razor Hand
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Hand
Suit Up!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suit_Up!

I would just go with the razor hand.

high fives would be deadly.

[Ryiizi]

I got Quantum Magic. Cool, I guess?

[76561198293839267]

{COLLEGAMENTO RIMOSSO}http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Foreign_Material_Manipulation
''The ability to manipulate material not of the normal familiarity, this can include material of extra-dimensional origins, from different planets, originate from a divine plane, etc''

{COLLEGAMENTO RIMOSSO}http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Symbiotic_Weaponry
''The power to use weapons that are symbiotically bonded to the user.''

{COLLEGAMENTO RIMOSSO}http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Part_Physiology
''The power to be a body part.''

That last power is quite something.

[TwinEdgedBastard]

Weapon swapping
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Swapping
Genetic tracking
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Tracking
Formless mind
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Formless_Mind

First two kind of suck but Formless mind more than makes up for it.

[AVINE]

'Spawning: The power to spawn great quantities of entity(s) biologically. The user of this power can release and hatch any number of unborn entities within pregnancy, eggs, chrysalis, or cocoons under biological terms.'
My superpower is making babies.

[Emerald]

First try, Psychic Communication[powerlisting.wikia.com]. This is the power to communicate with one's mind, so it would potentially be useful for coordinating a group of survivors.
Second try, Weather Mimicry[powerlisting.wikia.com]. This is the power to transform one's body into weather phenomenon such as storms, many different uses for this.
Third try, Psychic Shield[powerlisting.wikia.com]. This is the power to be highly resistant to psychic attacks. Seemingly useful at first glance, but basically useless in a zombie apocolypse.

Overall, I think I got some good ones, with the exception of the last one.

[Johnny-Boy]

Sadness Augmentation. I make people sad.
Oh nice, I have that super power already IRL.

Disgusting Aura.
Well.... that one too.

Garbage Generation. I create garbage.
...yep, you guessed it.