Dwarf Fortress

Dwarf Fortress

The Trashman Jan 15, 2023 @ 10:02pm
Gay dwarves
Dwarves are frequently, secretly fond of each other. What did you think all that leather and strange moods was about?
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McFuzz Jan 15, 2023 @ 10:18pm 
Originally posted by The Trashman:
What did you think all that leather and strange moods was about?
It's so that they are be comfy in their Bugatti
Terminal Jan 16, 2023 @ 12:39am 
In a world where your strange mood only lets you choose between Giant Cave Spider Silk Thongs emblazoned with an image of your own face in pinfire opal cabochons, and Dingo Leather Loincloths that menace with spikes of gingko wood and hung with rings of chert, you have to reciprocate what little affectation other Dwarves might offer you. Not everybody can appreciate such...fine.....crafts.....Those who can see the value in such artifacts are those you can count on to see and value you on your own intrinsic worth.

So the real Artifact was the Secret or Not So Secret Gay Dorf Friends we made along the way.
Reim Jan 16, 2023 @ 12:54am 
I just think they're neat :)
Grimmrog_SIG Jan 16, 2023 @ 1:59am 
look it is called strange mood, not highly inspired by art or craftsmanship.
The Trashman Jan 16, 2023 @ 2:36am 
Originally posted by Grimmrog_SIG:
look it is called strange mood, not highly inspired by art or craftsmanship.
Petition to rename fey moods to gey moods
Berserkerface Jan 16, 2023 @ 3:45am 
I gotta be honest... I've been too busy trying to figure out where all my rock nuts are going to notice.
But I'm cool with it anyway.
Grimmrog_SIG Jan 16, 2023 @ 5:30am 
it explains why there are socks everywhere around the fort. no heterosexually married dwarfen man would dare to just put his socks on the gound without getting problems with his wife.
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Date Posted: Jan 15, 2023 @ 10:02pm
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