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Dwarf Fortress

... Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:00am
Opinions on those "Dwarfs" who choose to shave their beards?
Heretical? Unnatural? Kooky? A flagrant defiance of all that is scared? A destestable and meritless disregard for all known mores; the utterance, nay, the very thought of such an act beckons one to question existence, itself?
Last edited by ...; Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:24am
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The Hat Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:09am 
They are elves in disguise.
Phytoestrogen Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:10am 
Leaf lovers...
Smokedog Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:15am 
Nobeards! Blaspheme! Exiles! Banishment!
Unciviled84 Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:16am 
no beard, no dwarf. Would just be hefty human.
... Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:21am 
Originally posted by The Hat:
They are elves in disguise.


Originally posted by Goblin Layer:
Leaf lovers...

Beware the hungry Elf...
Silly Cat Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:21am 
Heresy! Burn them!
Empath demon Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:23am 
If it's your thing, Amok-bless.
Ultimuh Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:26am 
I mean, i's a personal choice.
And yes, I'll accept everyone in my fort, as long as they're not secretly Vampires or Necromancers or Werebeasts.
I have had enough problems dealing with them in the past.
Last edited by Ultimuh; Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:26am
Skinny Pete Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:29am 
Unless they intend to do something with magma that requires a severed beard, they are not even dwarves. Execute these filthy tree hugging elves in disguise.
Kyerz Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:31am 
It's just midgets :cozybrawlhalla6:
Muzzlehead Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:31am 
Into the Atom Smasher with THEE!!
LaChouette Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:32am 
Moldath had no beard and he was the best baron a fortress could ever want. Long live the Beardless Baron!
... Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:34am 
Originally posted by LaChouette:
Moldath had no beard and he was the best baron a fortress could ever want. Long live the Beardless Baron!

Having no beard and choosing to have no beard are different, nay? :FriendlyTroll:
... Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:36am 
Originally posted by Muzzlehead:
Into the Atom Smasher with THEE!!

People are going to have fun experimenting with contraptions! (and the horrorable things that occur as result)
SQman Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:36am 
The only good reason for a dwarf to not have a beard is a freak forge accident; everything else is massively dishonorable, and should be punished with a rigorous danger room training until the beard grows back.
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Date Posted: Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:00am
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