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You don't need to be a chef to criticise the taste of something.
You don't need to be a fashion designer to criticise the look of an item of clothing.
You don't need to be a politician to criticise the government.
And you don't need to be a game developer to criticise a game.
Screaming "you can't do better" is true - i can't. Which is... completely irrelevant. Because i'm not the one saying i can create a game. I'm not the one selling a broken mess for £50. I'm not the one lying to fans that "features are just around the corner". I don't need to have "game developer" in my job title in order to criticise that behaviour.
In fact, anyone that claims that is the case is being a bit simple, really. You're either really that simple, or you're a troll pretending to be that simple to rile people up.
Either way, kinda pathetic, in my opinion.
I wish someone would make a parody video of someone playing Science in KSP2 right now with this build.
-Game freezes on load, reset
-Build first Science vehicle to take temp readings that dont exist with equipment that doesnt exist. Why are there 400 auto saves? And why is "Save", "Save As"? Whatver.
-Can I turn off PAIGE?
-Airplane loads into launch pad and instantly explodes, reset. Also, How do I turn off PAIGE, damnit.
-Eff around for 30 minutes fixing airplane. - more struts, its fine. Also STFU already PAIGE, seriously.
-Load airplane into launch pad again. SON OF A B*@%, really!?!? - Reset.
-I should probably save my craft file again. What happened to all my previous saves? Whatever. Change launch location to Runway 1. Launch.
-Airplane loads in and nose gear falls off. Reset. PAIGE, seriously, GTFO already. I'm begging. Please.
-Eff around with plane more, who cares about saving eff it. Launch.
-Plane loads in. All is good in the world. Full thottle, nose up, take off, one of my "symmentrical" wing is upside down?! WTF? DAMNIT PAIGE shut your mouth already!!! Plane breaks up because "sun.object cannot time warp".
-Turn off computer and sit in silence questioning the life decisions that have brought you to this point.
Science
Sounds dreadful. Sorry man! games are supposed to be fun not give you a panic attack.
Aw. Bless your heart. You going to be okay?
Right!
iOS App Store, Google Play, Steam and Humble
Edit: And just in case you think i'm lying because the link says simplerockets use your link go to the official website and in the top right you will see Buy that will take you to the page i linked
Back off me. Let me be.
If you look at KSP2 as a meme content generator… it is actually a fantastic piece of software.
I wonder why there aren’t really any creators pumping out more meme content on KSP2 either…
I write a steam review dumping on nate and PD and how bad ksp 2 is and how much of a joke this company is.
I am clearly fighting a much more significant battle and historically this will be remembered as one of the finest moments of human triumph, a stand like no other before or after it.
A game that runs on mobile and pc is one that was built for mobile with a pc port and that is exactly the case here mobile is where they started they built a mobile game then ported it to pc and pretty easy to tell since mobile hardware is extremely limited so the recommended specs on stream is a 15 year old cpu for a game game released 7 months ago