Noita
Possibility of a physical Switch 2 port?
I'd love to have a physical copy of Noita for when the nukes drop and I have to play on my solar-charged Switch 2 without needing to download from the Internet which no longer exists
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Bro, go get some air. Drink some soft drink of your preference, stop worrying about the future, the world isn't going to end. have some hope.

You dont sound very mentally well.
Polygon Feb 14 @ 4:11am 
Don't worry about it. You won't exist anymore.
🐠🍑 Feb 14 @ 2:34pm 
How about the steam deck?
Seb Feb 14 @ 6:33pm 
Hey he's just a prepper that's cool.
None can stop the galactic sheet as they say. Pretty sure that will fry your Switch tho, just saying.
gambo Feb 15 @ 8:10am 
Originally posted by Seb:
Hey he's just a prepper that's cool.
None can stop the galactic sheet as they say. Pretty sure that will fry your Switch tho, just saying.
nah in the patents it mentioned that switch 2 specifically is able to withstand intergalactic war
Originally posted by Kanashi:
Bro, go get some air. Drink some soft drink of your preference, stop worrying about the future, the world isn't going to end. have some hope.

You dont sound very mentally well.
It well likely end sooner than you think. Many are their names, and the names of their masters.
Knowsome Feb 15 @ 1:31pm 
Originally posted by wildflower:
Originally posted by Kanashi:
Bro, go get some air. Drink some soft drink of your preference, stop worrying about the future, the world isn't going to end. have some hope.

You dont sound very mentally well.
It well likely end sooner than you think. Many are their names, and the names of their masters.

Every generation in the past thought the world was going to end in their generation, and they were wrong always. This generation will be no different, and the likelyhood of it not ending albeit slightly higher, will not end.
Originally posted by wildflower:
It well likely end sooner than you think. Many are their names, and the names of their masters.

Pfft. If the world didn't end with the Cuban Missile Crisis, it sure as ♥♥♥♥ isn't ending now. You kids need to lay off the redpill BS and turn off the social media.
Originally posted by Kanashi:
Originally posted by wildflower:
It well likely end sooner than you think. Many are their names, and the names of their masters.

Every generation in the past thought the world was going to end in their generation, and they were wrong always. This generation will be no different, and the likelyhood of it not ending albeit slightly higher, will not end.
Every single older person over the age of 60 I have asked all agree that the current state of the World is the worse they have ever seen it. Just because you grew up and eased into corruption and chaos doesn't mean it doesn't exist and is rampantly getting worse by the week.
Hop you have your bullets and water filters ready!
Originally posted by noisyturtle:
Every single older person over the age of 60 I have asked all agree that the current state of the World is the worse they have ever seen it.

Fun fact: 24/7 news and social media makes everything seem like the world is ending much easier because fear is great for clicks, and clicks are great for advertising. We are NOT anywhere near the level we were, where people were having drills in case of nuclear attacks. Turn off Newsmax and go play Noita.


Just because you grew up and eased into corruption and chaos doesn't mean it doesn't exist and is rampantly getting worse by the week.

Get off Twit-ter bud. You've got a serious case of terminally online social media addiction. The nukes ain't flying anytime soon and there is no world war in potentia. If Putin waging war for 2 years didn't cause it to happen, it sure isn't happening now.
Last edited by Jimmy Hunter; Feb 15 @ 2:50pm
Originally posted by Jimmy Hunter:
Originally posted by wildflower:
It well likely end sooner than you think. Many are their names, and the names of their masters.

Pfft. If the world didn't end with the Cuban Missile Crisis, it sure as ♥♥♥♥ isn't ending now. You kids need to lay off the redpill BS and turn off the social media.
Ah yes, the classic. World hasn't ended before, so it can't end soon! i'm not trying to fear monger here or anything, but there is a lot of weird, unprecedented stuff happening. A lot of it is posturing I'm sure, but you can hop off your little moral high horse there. Not sure what social media you're addicted too, but you're not some wise enlightened soothsayer.
gambo Feb 20 @ 9:16am 
the world ended. will open back up tomorrow.
Originally posted by wildflower:
Ah yes, the classic. World hasn't ended before, so it can't end soon!

"I'm not trying to fearmonger, but here's a statement that's all about fearmongering!".

i'm not trying to fear monger here or anything, but there is a lot of weird, unprecedented stuff happening.

Everything that's been happening has had obvious foreshadowing. How anyone is still looking at the current state of events and being surprised that the people who told you what they'd do are doing the exact things of what they'd do is the real "unprecedented stuff". Just take the L and press on mate, it's okay to admit you're wrong and that you were ignorant.
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