Noita Hot Takes

[Afghanistan]

Give me your hot takes for this game. Simple. I'll start off: Eat Your Vegetables is a good perk and you won't change my mind. You can get exponentially increasing damage based off of how much your satiation is at, and it's pretty easy to get to 90-100% satiation.

[teh]

Originally posted by Afghanistan:

Eat Your Vegetables is a good perk and you won't change my mind. You can get exponentially increasing damage based off of how much your satiation is at, and it's pretty easy to get to 90-100% satiation.

nobody takes eat your vegetables you might be right but we will never know

[Lordly Cinder]

If some spells were infinite without the perk then I think I would try it. Problem is it doesnt tell me by how much when Im looking at the perk in hm.

[Afghanistan]

Originally posted by T:

Originally posted by Afghanistan:

Eat Your Vegetables is a good perk and you won't change my mind. You can get exponentially increasing damage based off of how much your satiation is at, and it's pretty easy to get to 90-100% satiation.

nobody takes eat your vegetables you might be right but we will never know

I'm currently doing a long run with eat your vegetables, and let me tell you it makes all of the difference. Sure, you'll have to constantly keep a flask of blood or something on you, but with more blood perk or a wand that produces a lot of blood, it's very easy to maintain. Plus, the damage from eat your vegetables is multiplicative with your satiation level, so you'll be dealing dozens of times of extra damage with high satiation. I recommend picking it up next time you see it because I bet you won't be disappointed

[seaotters]

Eat your vegetables and Iron Stomach together are incredible.

[guyaoun]

Eat your vegetables is great as long as one doesn't run out of food

[NINJACAT]

I dislike Hämis.

[MOTH_MERCHANT]

Im not sure if you would call this a hot take but like 90% of the games content is hidden away

[Afghanistan]

Originally posted by NINJACAT:

I dislike Hämis.

Ban this man from all of Noita, and Finland too because why not

[Knowsome]

Master of exchange should be deleted from the game.

[Contrast]

One day the master of polymorphing will break your spirit

[775_StillAlive]

Lukki mutation is cool!! It turns you into spiderman, you can avoid liquids, crawl under the ceiling and kick whithout losing invisibility.

[Afghanistan]

Originally posted by 775_StillAlive:

Lukki mutation is cool!! It turns you into spiderman, you can avoid liquids, crawl under the ceiling and kick whithout losing invisibility.

It is pretty cool for casual runs where you're just going from top to bottom, but in longer runs, have fun, because there is zero chance you're ever getting through the cloudscape, sky work, or anything else in the sky.

[Prodeses]

"Always cast" perk if it can be found while still carrying bomb wand. It's a gamble with relatively low risk (just wasting one perk) and a potential to gain a wand that carries you all the way to Kolmisilmä.

Sure this only applies to standard runs.

[i dont want to be around anymore]

All the amazing systems are in a flat out bad game that doesn't respect your time and requires a massive investment of it just to not be constantly frustrated and have any idea of what's going on.

[775_StillAlive]

Originally posted by i dont want to be around anymore:

All the amazing systems are in a flat out bad game that doesn't respect your time and requires a massive investment of it just to not be constantly frustrated and have any idea of what's going on.

Yeah, that's how life works: if you want to be good at something you need to put some time in it