Help Me

[TheZBillDyl]

Im almost 30 hours into the game and I havent won once. Now I am definitely not amazing at the game however, I swear to god no matter how hard I look, I cannot find the heart increases. I may find one in like 4-5 runs. Please help

[Simoko]

They are rare by design lol.
All you can really do is get good and lose less health. Also the blue orbs have hp increases too.
Every holy mountain (the shops in between areas) has a heal.

[I deify]

average of first win is like 80-130 hours

[david_b_12]

Originally posted by Jexy:

average of first win is like 80-130 hours

Clocking in at 175 hours, I'd like to defend myself by saying I played around and explored more than I needed to. But yeah, experiment and try to have fun.

[TheZBillDyl]

Originally posted by Jexy:

average of first win is like 80-130 hours

Okay! Thank you. I feel less bad now haha.

[IVOX3L]

Originally posted by TheZBillDyl:

Im almost 30 hours into the game and I havent won once. Now I am definitely not amazing at the game however, I swear to god no matter how hard I look, I cannot find the heart increases. I may find one in like 4-5 runs. Please help

i got my first win in 70 hours in game ( tho my brother also did play the game a bit so it could be around 40 hours of my play time). Thing is knowledge is key to sucsess in this game because the more you play the more you know about all the dangers u might find. I can easily say this because i gifted this game to my friend and he streamed while he played i helped him in any way possible when he was near in danger ( for example he found suicide wand and was about to use it ). He got his first win in about 5 hours, but i was helping him a lot. Knowledge is something big in this game so instead of trying to win try to have fun becuase you will die and most of them are your fault. The moment you accept most of the deaths are caused by your mistakes, you will get better.

[Nathan]

Try watch some of dunkorslams tutorials on YouTube. They're spolier free and explain some of the mechanics that aren't readily explained in game like how important trigger spells are and that any run no matter how bad it starts off can be a winner

[Cloy552]

I'm at like 200 hours with 4 wins but the first one was modded and waaay past 30 hours (Thematic starts are fun though I felt bad for getting my first win with them and stopped using them and haven't picked them back up).

I totally agree with Rizz's recommendations

[Damnion]

Grab some worm blood, item radar, or all seeing eye. After a few runs you will start to recognize places where hearts are hidden.
You can get worm blood easy by breaking the wriggling egg from the tree, killing the worm, and filling a flask. That will let you see in the dark area in the first zone where you can get a guaranteed heart. (Don't drink it till you bomb a hole in the bottom and drain the water)

You can often find heart breaker mages in the jungle. If you drag one near a heart+ and cover yourself in ambrosia, you can let him shoot you with as many heartbreak curses as you can get. Once you have as many as you can, grab the heart, and then kill the mage, and let the curses fall off. Once the curses end you will have a LOT more health. You can find more heartbreak mages later, but it can be harder to dig a path from the mage to a heart+ w/o having made an infinite cast black hole wand.

[ShawnTheViking]

just beat the game in under 5 minutes :))))))))

[Vesa Taistelu Mies]

My recommendations: explore the areas untill you are at around 30-40 health, then health to lower level for full heal. Under 30 health you _must_ heal.
Try to learn the enemies on lower levels by going down faster. You will die this way, but you will also learn the enemies faster.
Never go to area without a plan how to retreat. Taking 1 enemy at time will give you time to think.
Take some time to explore how wands work, and what perks are good.
After each death, THINK what was the reason of your death, and how can you play around it in the future.

[Lucidess]

Originally posted by ShawnTheViking:

just beat the game in under 5 minutes :)))))))):redwiz:

Because you started with a bottle of Unstable Teleportatium and got to the bottom through RNG. Try doing it twice in a row, not like it required any skill :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Also i'm free to help anybody do a proper Noita run if they are new, i've been playing for over 1.2k hours and I have most definitely LEARNED how to not die in Noita.

Not sure how I could help others though.. just attend a live stream of somebody playing? What could I do, i'm open to whatever. I have streamed Noita in the past but I don't really have a schedule...

[Zypher]

*Looks at his 8.1 hours. Having beat the intended OG game.*
Uhhhhhh, cough cough.
Anyway, Noita is a painfull game to play. You gotta take it SLOW. It is unbearably boring to play the same 3 lvls over and over again waiting for the RNG to be in your favor. Sometimes you simply will not get the things you need to progress. It's part of the game.
The trick is surviving as best you can until you do. Seek out wand drops. If you can't find any reasonable then move to the next area and pray there is a close one to the start.

If you don't get anything even remotely decent in the first 3 stages. STOP an restart. You will save yourself 100s of hours of repetitive and dull gameplay. Just ask all the people here that took 80-100 hours to beat it.

Do not discount the utility items/spells. For example, the raincloud spell is wonderful and should be used anytime anything anywhere you can see is on fire, or poison.

Use headphones and listen close.

Be patient. The world (Not all of it, but a pretty big area) around the player is in motion. If you wait long enough, all the BS that would explode you for no reason will explode before you get to it. Everything else has to be triggered by something the player does. (This can of course lead to NPCs picking up wands and causing havoc and whatnot, the good news is: About 70% of the wands those NPCs find will kill them, just as quickly as they will kill you, if used. Regardless, DO NOT toss away a deadly wand, just because it is deadly. It might be a great wand with a bit of tweaking at the next temple.

It's a hard game for sure. But not THAT hard. Mostly it's a grindstone. A shatty, unrewarding, repetitive, and dull grindstone.
GREAT, if your drunk and have nothing better to do. But really frustrating if you think too hard about it.
Good Luck!

EDIT: I wanted to make sure it's stressed. TAKE IT SLOW. Speed running this game is like speed running minecraft, you literally have to play thousands of games over and over and get the perfect RNG to speedrun.
To be at the top of the speedrun charts likely means you either have 10,000 hours, or cheated. Literally just like minecraft.
So take it slow, the point isn't to be fast. Also that's why you restart if you have to. You can spend 4 hours on a failing run that could have been cut at the 1 hour point.

[Zypher]

Originally posted by Lucidess:

Originally posted by ShawnTheViking:

just beat the game in under 5 minutes :)))))))):redwiz:

Because you started with a bottle of Unstable Teleportatium and got to the bottom through RNG. Try doing it twice in a row, not like it required any skill :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Also i'm free to help anybody do a proper Noita run if they are new, i've been playing for over 1.2k hours and I have most definitely LEARNED how to not die in Noita.

Not sure how I could help others though.. just attend a live stream of somebody playing? What could I do, i'm open to whatever. I have streamed Noita in the past but I don't really have a schedule...

Uhhh, if you don't have any tips to give then your only reason to post here was to sht on the 5 min guy.
Trying to rep, and gain watcher on whatever failing streams you have is not a tip. It's trying to manipulate people into benefiting you. You could easily type out some basic help information if you have any information on this game. You do, since you stream.
But instead your sitting here withholding that information unless they watch your stream. Scummy.

[biggest seba lover]

> 50 hours in the game total
> finally a good run
> 1 of 3 hours of the run - making a god wand
> it oneshots everything
> last hm - feels good B)
> It looks a bit different
> "I'll check out first how the boss arena looks"
> forgot the hm collapses after you exit
> "oh fck, I wanted one spell"
> digs the rock pieces
> one rock moves 1 inch and hits you
> instadeath
> B))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[biggest seba lover]

And that was like when I had 30 h, since then I haven't even go through the vault