Why can't I marry Emma-chan?

[Cogito Ergo Tsun]

I demand an answer.

[Beaquire]

Emma issina's wife))

[Jimbo Juice 9000]

because you smell bad

[samplexample]

Three reasons:
>otaku
>gaijin
>hygiene

[Texedo]

Reject peace,
Embrace the Iron Code,
Penetrate Emma with your sword

[Jimbo Juice 9000]

and also you smell bad

[marlicious]

Because you're not a simp.

[Jimbo Juice 9000]

you've also got a distinct odor to you

[Texedo]

Originally posted by Puppy Scout:

you've also got a distinct odor to you

It's called "gamer musk"; it's certain to attract a mate.

[samplexample]

Originally posted by yak:

Because you're not a simp.

how is op not a simp?

[Jimbo Juice 9000]

also you smell

[DISRuPTED]

For two reasons only:

Number 1 - She is not eligible to become a bride.
Just as stated in the Herb Catalogue Scrap:
"If one wishes to become a bride, one must enter the belly of the serpent in the valley"
So you can conclude that the only way Emma would marry you would be if you grabbed her by the hair, and threw her inside the mouth of the Great Serpent at Sunken Valley Passage, so after the serpent swallowed Emma, you should cut the serpent's belly open and use the serpent's interior as a wedding place.

Number 2 - I killed Emma already, the Emma you see is nothing more than an illusion i created that can't be broken with Snap Seeds. My Genjustu is far superior than Itachi's, there's no use trying to resist, accept the fact that she is dead, move on.

Number 3 - As stated in other comments, you smell.

[Jimbo Juice 9000]

Originally posted by DISRuPTED:

For two reasons only:

Number 1 - She is not eligible to become a bride.
Just as stated in the Herb Catalogue Scrap:
"If one wishes to become a bride, one must enter the belly of the serpent in the valley"
So you can conclude that the only way Emma would marry you would be if you grabbed her by the hair, and threw her inside the mouth of the Great Serpent at Sunken Valley Passage, so after the serpent swallowed Emma, you should cut the serpent's belly open and use the serpent's interior as a wedding place.

Number 2 - I killed Emma already, the Emma you see is nothing more than an illusion i created that can't be broken with Snap Seeds. My Genjustu is far superior than Itachi's, there's no use trying to resist, accept the fact that she is dead, move on.

Number 3 - As stated in other comments, you smell.

oh and you also smell

[samplexample]

Originally posted by Puppy Scout:

Originally posted by DISRuPTED:

For two reasons only:

Number 1 - She is not eligible to become a bride.
Just as stated in the Herb Catalogue Scrap:
"If one wishes to become a bride, one must enter the belly of the serpent in the valley"
So you can conclude that the only way Emma would marry you would be if you grabbed her by the hair, and threw her inside the mouth of the Great Serpent at Sunken Valley Passage, so after the serpent swallowed Emma, you should cut the serpent's belly open and use the serpent's interior as a wedding place.

Number 2 - I killed Emma already, the Emma you see is nothing more than an illusion i created that can't be broken with Snap Seeds. My Genjustu is far superior than Itachi's, there's no use trying to resist, accept the fact that she is dead, move on.

Number 3 - As stated in other comments, you smell.

oh and you also smell

ok dude it was funny the first two times. you killed it.

[Jimbo Juice 9000]

Originally posted by samplexample:

Originally posted by Puppy Scout:

oh and you also smell

ok dude it was funny the first two times. you killed it.

Stench Defender #32

[retr0]

you cant marry her but you can stick your long, hard sword directly through her throat