Alright, listen up you little monkeys. Neon Abyss, yeah, it really nails that roguelite addiction, doesn't it? Proper gets its grubby mitts into that part of your brain that just wants to have another go. The whole shambolic mess of getting new doodads that completely change how you spread led across the walls. It's brilliant!

But...and there's always a 'but' innit? The visibility is absolutely dog ♥♥♥♥♥. You're getting slapped around like a redheaded stepchild just trying to see what's coming at you next. Loads of annoying deaths, I'm telling you.

But that's just part of the charm, isn't it? You miserable lot know what you signed up for. Gotta build yourself up, learn to take those hits on the chin. It's not you being total pants at it for once.

Now the real star of the show, the glorious synergies between all the upgrades and doodads you can nab. On one run, I got meself a homing rocket launcher that was raining pure hellfire. Duplicate bullets, leaving trails of fire like the devil's skidmarks everywhere I looked. Clearing rooms like it was going out of style.

Then I found this neat little gun that turned my hearts into gold any time I got smacked. Coupled that with an upgrade that increased my fire rate when hurt, so I'm just pummeling myself to get stinking rich and buying up the entire shop. Even got something that made me fire faster with more keys I had. I was rolling in it, telling you!

It captures that roguelite chaos beautifully. If you haven't played it yet and you're a fan of that sort of nonsense, maybe give it a go? Just don't blame me when you're hurling your controller through the wall after the millionth cheap death, alright?

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