Leisure Suit Larry - Wet Dreams Don't Dry

Leisure Suit Larry - Wet Dreams Don't Dry

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scotfusion Nov 19, 2018 @ 10:10pm
Stupid and gross
Ewwww
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Valiento Nov 20, 2018 @ 4:33am 
Yo momma's face?
scotfusion Nov 20, 2018 @ 5:18am 
Originally posted by Valiento:
Yo momma's face?
See? Because you are a butt-sniffaholic, METHane offset the balance in your ability to be and stay on point. Vape instead... That way your nose warts will clear up.
Valiento Nov 20, 2018 @ 7:07am 
Ahh somebody is a bit triggered... Better go back to their momma, and her safe space.
Last edited by Valiento; Nov 20, 2018 @ 7:08am
SauceLord Nov 20, 2018 @ 9:25am 
Originally posted by Valiento:
Ahh somebody is a bit triggered... Better go back to their momma, and her safe space.

"Stop liking things I don't like and may have not even played, Valiento!" ;)
scotfusion Nov 20, 2018 @ 11:59pm 
Originally posted by Valiento:
Ahh somebody is a bit triggered... Better go back to their momma, and her safe space.
Im not a libschit liberal.
The playdoh in those safe spaces taste like soy. Ewwwww
Valiento Nov 21, 2018 @ 12:53am 
Originally posted by scotfusion:
Originally posted by Valiento:
Ahh somebody is a bit triggered... Better go back to their momma, and her safe space.
Im not a libschit liberal.
The playdoh in those safe spaces taste like soy. Ewwwww
Yo momma's womb tastes like soy? Also I don't think that's 'playdoh'...!
Last edited by Valiento; Nov 21, 2018 @ 12:54am
scotfusion Nov 22, 2018 @ 12:13am 
Originally posted by Valiento:
Originally posted by scotfusion:
Im not a libschit liberal.
The playdoh in those safe spaces taste like soy. Ewwwww
Yo momma's womb tastes like soy? Also I don't think that's 'playdoh'...!
Ah ha. You reveal your "age" via your "style". You are just an awkward child. Perhaps when you are old enough, and your left one drops and you begin to sound almost like a man, you will look back on this and wish you had only bought a tube of Proactiv for those chick-scaring multi-zits growing inbetween your eyes, Melvin. :-P
Valiento Nov 22, 2018 @ 7:37am 
That's what yo mamma said... after she birthed you.

However, not exactly sure what this topic is about... Since you didn't explain yourself in the first post. We could be talking about yo mamma, your arrse, or your face... What's the difference?

Also you seem to claim to be anti-liberal, but your initial post sounds like a 'woke' millenial complaining about how the game made them feel 'icky' inside, and how they need a safe space. There is already too many SJW's who hate these games out there, so its hard to tell one mommy's boy vs the effeminized feminist freaks (who think this game promotes misogyny)....
Last edited by Valiento; Nov 22, 2018 @ 7:37am
scotfusion Nov 22, 2018 @ 10:54pm 
Originally posted by Valiento:
That's what yo mamma said... after she birthed you.

However, not exactly sure what this topic is about... Since you didn't explain yourself in the first post. We could be talking about yo mamma, your arrse, or your face... What's the difference?

Also you seem to claim to be anti-liberal, but your initial post sounds like a 'woke' millenial complaining about how the game made them feel 'icky' inside, and how they need a safe space. There is already too many SJW's who hate these games out there, so its hard to tell one mommy's boy vs the effeminized feminist freaks (who think this game promotes misogyny)....
Easy, douche-kid.
I voted Trump. Im anti-libschit, and I think, at a glace, this game is stupid and gross. Only a libschit would equate someone's opinion about a game with politics.
Sorry your girl Hillary lost
Valiento Nov 22, 2018 @ 11:27pm 
Originally posted by ;1743352529768664745:
Originally posted by Valiento:
That's what yo mamma said... after she birthed you.

However, not exactly sure what this topic is about... Since you didn't explain yourself in the first post. We could be talking about yo mamma, your arrse, or your face... What's the difference?

Also you seem to claim to be anti-liberal, but your initial post sounds like a 'woke' millenial complaining about how the game made them feel 'icky' inside, and how they need a safe space. There is already too many SJW's who hate these games out there, so its hard to tell one mommy's boy vs the effeminized feminist freaks (who think this game promotes misogyny)....
Easy, douche-kid.
I voted Trump. Im anti-libschit, and I think, at a glace, this game is stupid and gross. Only a libschit would equate someone's opinion about a game with politics.
Sorry your girl Hillary lost

I’m probably older than you, too old...

If you think this game is gross you probably haven’t played other games in this series... Larry 6 and it’s high colonic ene’ma room for example...or Larry being r*ped by transvestite after kissing “her”, and learning about “her” secret...

The entire series is intended to be “stupid and gross” on some level. That’s how it rolls.

This series is hated by two types crazy SJWs and religious right zealots... both are two sides of the same coin. Extremists who want censorship... both are easily triggered. Both are easily “grossed out”.

As for Hillary you offend girls by calling her a girl... she is a harpy at best or hag at worst... annoying and obnoxious as all get out... she needs to retire and never come back... she is more stupid, disgusting and gross than these games ever get...
Last edited by Valiento; Nov 22, 2018 @ 11:32pm
Valiento Nov 22, 2018 @ 11:38pm 
it certainly is, but because even Al Lowe wouldn't do that to poor Larry.

No he’d just wait for the sequel to do that thing to Larry. Usually setting up the antics for the game... Eve’s treatment of Larry at start of Larry 2, Kaluaha’s treatment of Larry in Larry 3, Patti’s treatment of Larry as mentioned in Larry 5’s backstory, and Shamara’s treatment of Larry in Larry 7.

I figure that developers took the route they did to represent the present #metoo and post-modernist feminist reactions to WASP men (especially towards ones who act like Larry) that it’s not so easy for men to get laid without being accused of sexual harassment or worse...
Last edited by Valiento; Nov 23, 2018 @ 12:13am
Valiento Nov 22, 2018 @ 11:48pm 
The thing about Al Lowe is going by interviews he can be pretty supportive of “Liberals”, feminism and some SJW crap... Some earlier games mock Ronald Reagan, and conservatives.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_ca/article/a3dvn4/talking-video-game-sex-with-the-creator-of-leisure-suit-larry

But on the other hand he at least equal opportunity and mocked Clinton’s both Bill and Hillary in later games as well... Bill who is about as close to a walking Larry if there ever was one (if not counting accusations and multiple wives of Trump either). But Al Lowe made fun of Trump and his Larry-esque antics throughout the series as well in the times before he wasn’t president. Particularly in Larry 5 even... “Donald Tramp” first appeared in Larry 5. Patti has an affair with him during one of the game’s flashbacks.
Last edited by Valiento; Nov 23, 2018 @ 2:51am
scotfusion Nov 23, 2018 @ 1:14am 
Originally posted by Valiento:
The thing about Al Lowe is going by interviews he can be pretty supportive of “Liberals”, feminism and some SJW crap... Some earlier games mock Ronald Reagan, and conservatives.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_ca/article/a3dvn4/talking-video-game-sex-with-the-creator-of-leisure-suit-larry

But on the other hand he at least equal opportunity and mocked Clinton’s both Bill and Hillary in later games as well... Bill who is about as close to a walking Larry if there ever was one (if not counting accusations and multiple wives of Trump either). But Al Lowe made fun of Trump and his Larry-sequel antics throughout the series as well in the times before he wasn’t president. Particularly in Larry 5 even... “Donald Tramp” first appeared in Larry 5. Patti has an affair with him during one of the game’s flashbacks.
Ok. You guys voted Trump. Yer cool. I'll stop bashing the game.
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