Doesn't look angry or insane to me. 

Jason specializes in cutting utensils. 

I'd be more motivated if I saw a baddie punch my GF in the stomach and kidnap her like in Double Dragons but this will do. 

Bad guys can't hoip over knee height fences... I found a safe zone amongst these alien looking park plants. 

If I could kick I'd feel even more Duke Nukish. 

This is how you order fried giblets.