Broken, Glitchy, Unplayable & Unbearable MESS

[MogAnarchy]

Two major issues with this broken and unplayable mess - I'm stuck at 16% and 17% on CB1 and CB2 respectibly - the reason? Hog Wild in CB1 is running at an unbearable rate to the point where it's unplayable and Ripper Roo in CB2 apears to have glitched on me - this has happened about 5 times now, I recorded it once it continued happening. I posted some videos on my Twitter:


Hog Wild LAG:
https://twitter.com/MogAnarchy/status/1012784779614408704

Ripper Roo glitch:
https://twitter.com/MogAnarchy/status/1012829070466437120

[Allard]

Well, that's weird. Hog Wild was just fine for me.

[MogAnarchy]

Originally posted by Allard:

Well, that's weird. Hog Wild was just fine for me.

I've tried the FPS fix mentioned in the community - I've tried changing my graphics card settings, I've tried running the game on the lowest possible graphics settings - nothing makes any difference. And my PC can handle beasty games like Fallout, Skyrim and Borderlands with ZERO lag whatsoever.

[Kristowis]

Haven't encountered any bugs yet thankfully, but we should expect some patches in the coming days.

[MogAnarchy]

Originally posted by Kristowis:

Haven't encountered any bugs yet thankfully, but we should expect some patches in the coming days.

Which is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cop out - the game is a year old, it shouldn't NEED patching! It should already be polished!

[Yorgal]

Are you playing with headset ?

[MogAnarchy]

Originally posted by Yorgal:

Are you playing with headset ?

Nope.

[bud]

Really weird, literally no issues on my end. Camera got stuck a few times but its a minor annoyance that went away.

[MogAnarchy]

Originally posted by DulcetRefrain:

I tried Oriental Express and couldn't get it to work either. It was so unresponsive, I couldn't make the jumps I normally could make in a heartbeat. I tried disabling Vsync in Nvidia, putting it on fullscreen and lowering all my settings. :/ Sucks, I was super excited about this port.

Ah! You've just answered a question I had - I was wondering if I'd have the same issue with the polar bear levels in CB2 (obviously can't get to them because of the Ripper Roo glitch) and the tiger/dinosaur riding levels in CB3. What the hell is the problem?

[MogAnarchy]

Originally posted by AmIrightlads:

Really weird, literally no issues on my end. Camera got stuck a few times but its a minor annoyance that went away.

Oh yes, the camera got stuck for me after leaving the bonus level in Snow Go - had to kill myself by running off the screen for it to fix itself. Minor annoyance compared to these literal game-breaking bugs though.

[JAN_GAMER_PR]

PC Specs ?

[MogAnarchy]

Originally posted by JAN_GAMER_PR:

PC Specs ?

Good enough to run the game, thank you. I'm sick of answering this question on Twitter, there's nothing wrong with my specs. It meets the requirements listed on the store page - what more do they want?

[MogAnarchy]

Originally posted by Weebtarded:

I have the same exact Ripper Roo glitch, I kept puposely dying to see if it could ever fix itself and I only managed to get it to work normally once, as soon as he recovered for the next wave he froze up again. And in CB3 Orient Express is bugged too, Pura doesn't jump. I tried controller and keyboard but she refuses to jump. So far CB works fine but I haven't made it to Hog Wild yet.

(Also IDK if this is a glitch or not, if memory serves right in CB2 I thought you could still go in previous levels before a boss battle? Because it won't let me here, but they also changed it so you don't take the lift up for the battle so I might just be wrong and they now force you to complete the boss.)

I'm sorry to hear this but so glad I'm not the *only* one - everyone keeps saying "oh it's your specs," - no it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ISN'T! It's Wanktivision and Wanktarious Visions releasing a buggy and broken pile of crap!
And you're right, in the original CB2, it was going up the elevator that triggered a boss, they didn't have a portal like on here - so you *could* still go into earlier levels.

[MogAnarchy]

Originally posted by Neon Socks:

Originally posted by Allard:

Well, that's weird. Hog Wild was just fine for me.

Yeah, that's not helpful, alright? I don't *care* if it works for you. I'm interested in people who have issues like I do and anybody who might care to offer a solution, not smugly wave their sucess in our faces.

[MogAnarchy]

Originally posted by Neon Socks:

Originally posted by MogAnarchy:

Yeah, that's not helpful, alright? I don't *care* if it works for you. I'm interested in people who have issues like I do and anybody who might care to offer a solution, not smugly wave their sucess in our faces.

Just saying that I don't have an issue, so that might help others to see how many people are experiencing the same problems as you, no need to be so arrogant.

I'm not being arrogant - imagine how you'd feel if you'd waited a year for this game to come out, preordered it, got really hyped up - then it took a big ♥♥♥♥ all over you and your PC by royally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

[MogAnarchy]

Originally posted by Weebtarded:

Originally posted by MogAnarchy:

I'm sorry to hear this but so glad I'm not the *only* one - everyone keeps saying "oh it's your specs," - no it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ISN'T! It's Wanktivision and Wanktarious Visions releasing a buggy and broken pile of crap!
And you're right, in the original CB2, it was going up the elevator that triggered a boss, they didn't have a portal like on here - so you *could* still go into earlier levels.

Dont feel bad at all! I myself am glad that I'm finally not alone in this issue, seems like everybody else is pre-occupied with trying to get obscenely high FPS but I wonder why some people are having no bugs while we get game-breaking ones across multiple games. Hopefully A & VV patch it up quckly, I'll have to go and check now to see how Hog Wild runs. I'm already playing on a low-end system and I imagine it's not going to be pretty lol

I don't care if it's pretty or not - gameplay > graphics - I just want to be able to play the bloody thing! :(