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Here are some CS2 jokes to lighten the mood
1. Why is there never calm weather in CS2?
- Because someone will always “blow smoke”!

2. Who is the most optimistic CS2 player?
- The one who always says "Just one round, guys!" at the end of ten games in a row.
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PlasteredDragon Nov 17, 2024 @ 11:55am 
Here's two more CS2 jokes:

1. Train

2. Anti-cheat
Stremniy tip Nov 17, 2024 @ 11:57am 
Originally posted by PlasteredDragon:
Here's two more CS2 jokes:

1. Train

2. Anti-cheat
1. Subjective

2. It works. You calling everyone cheater is an ego issue, not VAC issue.
bAd a!m Nov 17, 2024 @ 12:35pm 
If you were a CS2 map, you'd be de_licious
♛⁧Schultheiß Nov 17, 2024 @ 12:40pm 
Originally posted by PlasteredDragon:
Here's two more CS2 jokes:

1. Train

2. Anti-cheat
I like the changes they made to train. The old layout always felt weird to me, the current version isn't perfect, but it's a step in the right direction.
󠁳⁧⁧ boii Nov 17, 2024 @ 1:13pm 
Originally posted by WindowsXP:
Originally posted by PlasteredDragon:
Here's two more CS2 jokes:

1. Train

2. Anti-cheat
1. Subjective

2. It works. You calling everyone cheater is an ego issue, not VAC issue.
you are a cheater, as we can clearly see when reviewing your account.
₩asTe Nov 17, 2024 @ 1:20pm 
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SharkPlush Nov 17, 2024 @ 1:22pm 
LOL at these games trying to be Counter Strike, it'll never happen, you need the following first. It's that classic appeal, CS is very simple.

There's that one that's basically a fully fleshed version of the old CS mod servers where you pick a class and have abilities to use. Valorant I think? It's the only one I've seen that has any merit on its own.
Last edited by SharkPlush; Nov 17, 2024 @ 1:23pm
Stremniy tip Nov 17, 2024 @ 1:25pm 
Originally posted by 󠁳⁧⁧ boii:
Originally posted by WindowsXP:
1. Subjective

2. It works. You calling everyone cheater is an ego issue, not VAC issue.
you are a cheater, as we can clearly see when reviewing your account.
Ye, 3 idiots throwing random accusations because I was on top of scoreboard camping with SCAR. 2 out of 3 were actually because of me camping either with the G3 or SCAR, which is actually very easy thing to do. And CS certainly not my first shooter and I used to play it back then in 2017 and earlier.

You know, this makes me think that people in this forum are very much same when it comes to this. They never look at facts, they just accuse someone and never let go from this accusation because of their ego.
Last edited by Stremniy tip; Nov 17, 2024 @ 1:26pm
Stremniy tip Nov 17, 2024 @ 2:17pm 
Originally posted by 󠁳⁧⁧ boii:
Originally posted by WindowsXP:
Ye, 3 idiots throwing random accusations because I was on top of scoreboard camping with SCAR. 2 out of 3 were actually because of me camping either with the G3 or SCAR, which is actually very easy thing to do. And CS certainly not my first shooter and I used to play it back then in 2017 and earlier.

You know, this makes me think that people in this forum are very much same when it comes to this. They never look at facts, they just accuse someone and never let go from this accusation because of their ego.

you dont realize that everything you do and say, and how you say it makes it damn obvious, kid. we all know this kind of blablabla.
but this is just as in reallife, its not about you. no one cares about you.
Playing big guy and calling me "kid", won't make you the big guy, nor will it add any validity/credibility to your accusation.

And the last 2 sentences are totally just off-topic pseudo-provocation for which I will just report you. Just don't be edgy, doesn't make you look cool or smart, throw this illusion out of your head.

So once again, you have 0 proof of me cheating, except 3 comments from a bunch of idiots. One of them, as I said earlier, kept accusing after me others in the match of cheating and tried kicking them. This is very same people who flood the forums with "I SEE CHEATERS EVERYHWERE" and never provide proof, or they provide it and it turns out they barely meet actual cheaters and just can't let go their accusations due to ego.
Last edited by Stremniy tip; Nov 17, 2024 @ 2:18pm
dejwid Nov 17, 2024 @ 2:21pm 
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MaX PoWeR™ Nov 17, 2024 @ 2:39pm 
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Date Posted: Nov 17, 2024 @ 11:51am
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