Counter-Strike 2

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bugsnax64 Nov 15, 2014 @ 9:20pm
I made a poetry or rap for CSGO
Clutch is my middle name
On the road to fcking fame
I paid 15 for this game
300 hours still bad aim
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Dread Nov 15, 2014 @ 9:29pm 
I would suggest poetry as rap is to insult or to show off your talent this is more like poetry to be neutrul also good work
TwinuX Nov 15, 2014 @ 9:41pm 
Bootiefull, So bootiefull.
Gr8 r@p m8, I r8 8/8.
SWIFT Nov 15, 2014 @ 9:41pm 
10/10
Game Boy Color Nov 15, 2014 @ 9:48pm 
Hello my name is seth
im the midskilled sterotype that you might hate
Im in game and if we lose first round i will leave
ill come back in a minute just to tell you how i feel though
so you probally will be a bit angry but thats okay cause i eat anger like candy
Koed Nov 15, 2014 @ 9:49pm 
I GO 40 in 3
JUST AINT ENOUGH FOR ME
DERANKED FROM M-G
NOW JUST A NOVA 3
DO YOU HAVE SOUND
DO YOU NOT SEE
I DONT GOT ANYMORE CARRY WITHIN ME
Game Boy Color Nov 15, 2014 @ 9:51pm 
Everybody is trash
How could they be so low
you can kill me once you cant beat me tho
cause i got skills i should contemplate to be a pro



nah im kidding Nahhh Nahhhh i cant rap


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wGe6pyu_M8
russian my name
i cant even play
using cheats the only way
i screw up all the day
maybe i am the noob of the day
LOL
Dread Nov 15, 2014 @ 10:19pm 
My rap

Cant think of a name
that would tell me
how much you
******* suck.

Only reason i'm still here
is if theres and hope for yah

I'm a MLG PRO you ask what am I doin here with
a silver 2 this is one of ma old account wanna see how I play
go join the other team I DARE YA
your dead and your dead... would you care to join the group
got a problem go play Cod... YOLO SWAG 360 NOSCOPE IS WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY
ALL I SAY IS Goodbye



Yep I suck a rapping
Liquid $moke Nov 15, 2014 @ 10:23pm 
this life we live is filled with bitter and pain
from dust 2 ,cashe, to dead maps like train
there's a couple things that motivate us to stay
that feeling in your stomach when holding that angle at long a
that spray
that game
When these calls hacks after saying your name


I go by different names from systemX to dj
doesn't matter when rounds come down to 16-8
enemeys claim my shots are forced
BUT THEY WERE NEVER THEIR WHEN LIFE WAS MY CHOUR
THEY WERE NEVER THERE WHEN I ACED ON FLOOR
these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids never put the hours i have spent
from CZ, HALO, 1.6
THE AMOUNT OF TIME I PUT PROFECTING MY AIM
WOULD MIND BOGGLE STEVEN HAWKING FOR DAYS
i'm a warrior of a different bread
instead of a sword i ROCK THAT STAT TRAK DEAG


(CHOURS)


flash back to 2010
twenty kids in vent down to scrim
wasn't about stats and wasn't about skins
it was about how fast you could quick switch
it was about have fast you got that first pick
IT WAS ABOUT WHAT LEAGUES YOU BEEN IN
ALL THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIDS RUINED THIS GAME
"Omg i spent 50$ and got nothing in a case"
THESE ♥♥♥♥ BOYS NEVER L OH 3ed
THES ♥♥♥♥ BOYS NEED TO LEAVE THIS SCENE
ITS THE VETERANS THE ONES WHO PUT IN THE WORK
TO SHOW THE GODS WHAT COUNTERSTRIKE WAS WORTH
AND FOR ALL YOU VETS THAT LOST THE WAY
HIT ME UP IN CS_ASSAULT BECASUE AFNATION ALL DAY

(CHOURS)

Last edited by Liquid $moke; Nov 15, 2014 @ 10:24pm
CNAME Nov 15, 2014 @ 10:32pm 
Been playing this game for nearly 900 hours
My skills defined as super powers!
You're trash talking that critical hit?
We both know it's 64 tick.
You peak me once, you peak me twice.
Oops there you go, you're back on ice.
You've got more hours played on your smurf...
So take your scared b!tch @ss out and off of my turf.
You were holding that top frag, delivering a masterful beating.
Such a shame the following week you got banned for cheating.
Oh so it's 1v1? Name the map!
Though i'l finish this with a GG & I hope you enjoyed this "rap"

Complete cheese but hopefully, if only slightly, entertaining.

#WordSmith

Last edited by CNAME; Nov 15, 2014 @ 10:34pm
DR.SMOKEY (Banned) Nov 15, 2014 @ 10:34pm 
BOOM AWP SHOT SWAG 420 YOLO
I KILLED YA MUM, CUZ I WENT SOLO.
I CLIMBED UP A ROOF
MADE A GUY GO POOF.
I RUN FAST AS THE MESSENGER OF THE GODS, MERCURY
NOT EVEN YOU CAN HIT ME WITH YOUR TRAJECTORIES.
I WENT SO FAST, MADE A SONIC BOOM
NOT EVEN THE DEVIL COULD CATCH ME WITH HIS DOOM.
HEADSHOT! SPLIT YOUR HEAD WIDE OPEN
DIDNT EVEN SNIPE FROM MY BASE, IN THE WIDE OPEN.
MY BEATS TURN YOUR INSIDES INTO JELLY
BARELY NEEDED TO APPLY MY CRELLY.

*Mic drop*


juicy Nov 15, 2014 @ 10:34pm 
nah 0/10
you can't beat a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L89bcg1dFFs
N3KSt Nov 9, 2015 @ 11:34pm 
Originally posted by P4lly @Hawaii-Vaction :D:
this life we live is filled with bitter and pain
from dust 2 ,cashe, to dead maps like train
there's a couple things that motivate us to stay
that feeling in your stomach when holding that angle at long a
that spray
that game
When these calls hacks after saying your name


I go by different names from systemX to dj
doesn't matter when rounds come down to 16-8
enemeys claim my shots are forced
BUT THEY WERE NEVER THEIR WHEN LIFE WAS MY CHOUR
THEY WERE NEVER THERE WHEN I ACED ON FLOOR
these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids never put the hours i have spent
from CZ, HALO, 1.6
THE AMOUNT OF TIME I PUT PROFECTING MY AIM
WOULD MIND BOGGLE STEVEN HAWKING FOR DAYS
i'm a warrior of a different bread
instead of a sword i ROCK THAT STAT TRAK DEAG


(CHOURS)


flash back to 2010
twenty kids in vent down to scrim
wasn't about stats and wasn't about skins
it was about how fast you could quick switch
it was about have fast you got that first pick
IT WAS ABOUT WHAT LEAGUES YOU BEEN IN
ALL THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIDS RUINED THIS GAME
"Omg i spent 50$ and got nothing in a case"
THESE ♥♥♥♥ BOYS NEVER L OH 3ed
THES ♥♥♥♥ BOYS NEED TO LEAVE THIS SCENE
ITS THE VETERANS THE ONES WHO PUT IN THE WORK
TO SHOW THE GODS WHAT COUNTERSTRIKE WAS WORTH
AND FOR ALL YOU VETS THAT LOST THE WAY
HIT ME UP IN CS_ASSAULT BECASUE AFNATION ALL DAY

(CHOURS)

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice
A1K Jan 26, 2016 @ 5:41pm 
From Gold Nova 4
To silver three
Stuck with some noobs
That always blame me

Looking for trouble, I always Rush B
Thinking in my mind, where is the ct?

I plant the bomb and go for a peek
ct spawn is clear as clear as could be

I head back to site
See everyone die
The last ct kills me
Im about to cry

Its 14-15
my head is hurting
my teammates are yelling
the derank is coming

I close my eyes and let go of my keyboard
this is the end, there is nothing to look forward
but just as i look back
what do i see?
a deranker
that has come to help me

He lets go of the bomb
and runs out of B
this is NOT the end
but i am still silver 3 :illuminati:
Last edited by A1K; Jan 26, 2016 @ 5:44pm
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Date Posted: Nov 15, 2014 @ 9:20pm
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