rent a smurf service.

[iggy the alien]

id really like this to be a thing. the whole game is nothing but smurfs anyways. id like a service to hire some so at least its a fair match.

i quit at this point, the rank system is broken, so i would like to at least even the odds. CSGO matches will just turn into "who has the best smurf". but thats better then one sided stomps.

[amazinger]

hello i am a smurf lets be friends pay me lots of money 2 win

[iggy the alien]

Originally posted by amazinger:

hello i am a smurf lets be friends pay me lots of money 2 win

yeah, i got nothing to pay with though. im just saying vavle should implement a system in the main menu or somethign to hire smurfs. because its already broken.

[amazinger]

I doubt beloved gaben would add that, but a third party could create a service. You can pay me with love

[iggy the alien]

Originally posted by amazinger:

I doubt beloved gaben would add that, but a third party could create a service. You can pay me with love

a third party service would work, and is that not prostitution? O-o

[amazinger]

Originally posted by iggy the alien:

Originally posted by amazinger:

I doubt beloved gaben would add that, but a third party could create a service. You can pay me with love

a third party service would work, and is that not prostitution? O-o

Not if you don't tell anyone!

[YooOwnIt]

Originally posted by iggy the alien:

id really like this to be a thing. the whole game is nothing but smurfs anyways. id like a service to hire some so at least its a fair match.

i quit at this point, the rank system is broken, so i would like to at least even the odds. CSGO matches will just turn into "who has the best smurf". but thats better then one sided stomps.

The devs. are against smurfs, and so are its consumers.

Read the sticky before even engaging in these topics.

I've also reported this post.

[i am 80d]

Originally posted by iggy the alien:

Originally posted by amazinger:

I doubt beloved gaben would add that, but a third party could create a service. You can pay me with love

a third party service would work, and is that not prostitution? O-o

no, not really. At least with prostitution, you feel satisfied afterwards.

I don't find smurfs that annoying, but I'm Silver 4 so most smurfs I see are at best just 3 star Nova ranks.

no to the idea of payed smurfs, I think a better idea would be allow players to pay a monthly fee or something and let them play against the Pros. Set up schedule 10 man scrims or something. People would flock to that.

[amazinger]

Originally posted by khgw.... 80 d:

Originally posted by iggy the alien:

a third party service would work, and is that not prostitution? O-o

no, not really. At least with prostitution, you feel satisfied afterwards.

I don't find smurfs that annoying, but I'm Silver 4 so most smurfs I see are at best just 3 star Nova ranks.

no to the idea of payed smurfs, I think a better idea would be allow players to pay a monthly fee or something and let them play against the Pros. Set up schedule 10 man scrims or something. People would flock to that.

Do you mean ESEA?

[iggy the alien]

Originally posted by TNT-BBX-SNIPER:

Originally posted by iggy the alien:

id really like this to be a thing. the whole game is nothing but smurfs anyways. id like a service to hire some so at least its a fair match.

i quit at this point, the rank system is broken, so i would like to at least even the odds. CSGO matches will just turn into "who has the best smurf". but thats better then one sided stomps.

The devs. are against smurfs, and so are its consumers.

Read the sticky before even engaging in these topics.

the consumer may be against it but its still there, and its not exactly an unpopular practice.
i played 7 competive games today and in 5 there was a confirmed smurf.
they are increasing in numbers and continue to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ silvers. so if given the option, i would use a smurf to counter act another smurf.

no matter what there will be smurfs because this system is broken, so why not use them to conteract them?

[iggy the alien]

and if you took this post seriously, your an effing fool. of course valve wont do anything. but technicly i could just go into the fourms and find a smurf to play with. thats what every one else does.

[i am 80d]

Originally posted by amazinger:

Originally posted by khgw.... 80 d:

no, not really. At least with prostitution, you feel satisfied afterwards.

I don't find smurfs that annoying, but I'm Silver 4 so most smurfs I see are at best just 3 star Nova ranks.

no to the idea of payed smurfs, I think a better idea would be allow players to pay a monthly fee or something and let them play against the Pros. Set up schedule 10 man scrims or something. People would flock to that.

Do you mean ESEA?

Pretty much. I know. It already exists, but I was just saying Valve could do the same thing or similar.

[yes]

Boosting services are a thing my friend

[iggy the alien]

Originally posted by http://www.twitch.tv/cz3ch22:

Boosting services are a thing my friend

im not really looking for boosting so much as making the game fair.

[Tellah]

im a global smurf gimme a knife and ill carry

[jonathan testicle]

Chrono way to necropost.