CS GO noob gets Gold Nova 2 rank?

[Malarkey]

I am said noob, so noob I come from Call of Duty and decided to accept to play CS GO, which I refused CONSTANTLY to a friend to play CS GO with him (over a year) until a steam sale came out and I bought it out of pity to play it with him. Turns out the game isn't as rigid as I thought but I still fkn hate those instant headshot and that spray pattern gay thing that you can't ADS (aim down the sights) with every gun, only the scoped one WHICH HAVE A SPRAY PATTERN AS WELL SO SHOTS DON'T GO OUT DIRECTLY WHERE YOUR AIMING AT unless it's the AWP.

I do average on games and I always end up in the top three places and most likely died 50% of the rounds and people below my score have more kills which I don't get. Another friend of mine has over 100 hours of CS GO and he is Silver, I barely got 30 and started at Gold Nova 2, which is kind of funny and unfair at the same time. Do you guys know why do I get such high scores?

Things I usually do in my competitive matches:

-Fail pistol round 70% of the time because I miss 65% of pistol shots which usually means I die or survive the round because I'm always LAST to the fight and my team rekt the other team (I don't like rushing, I usually die when I do).

-Buy UMP45 second round and usually get 2-3 kills, like a guarantee, I fkn love the UMP <3.

-Plant the bombe? Defuse? Oh... you talking to me?? I do plant when I have the bomb and defuse when I can but it's usually somebody else that does that.

-I play average, sometimes I play really good and others I feel I miss every shot because I swing the weapon opposite to the spray pattern which usually means I only tilt the weapons downwards a little, sometimes I kill sometimes I don't, kinda like 50-50 chance of killing which is not that bad.

-Headshot aiming? What? No, I spray and get headshots and I don't even know how, but I get a lot of headshots by spraying, its hilarious, but never doing that one shot kills with the ak, I suck with the ak most of the time.

This is my usual play, I'm not bad and great at following orders that are sent to me like taking AWPs for teammates or waiting for the other players to ambush them, but other than that, I'm pretty average. I know I got lucky, but why was I ranked so high for my skill? I find some players that kill me from angles I never even saw where that shot came from.

It took me around 14 comp matches to get the 10 wins, I played with a friend that was almost Gold Nova I and another Silver Elite friend, and after the wins, I got Gold Nova II, wat? After reading all my possibly most accurate description, why did I get so lucky?

Thanks for reading if you did, I'm open for friendly matches when I'm not working, or at the university ._.'...

See around soon I'm sure,

-Mangu

[OHH I MEMBER]

I would say gold nova 2 is a good first rank, congrats on that and welcome.
There are trolls and kids in all games, just feel sorry for them and hope they will grow up one day and look back at how dumb they were acting.
I am a former cod player myself and have probably over 10k hours in the series. I think I pretty much mastered that series and it got boring when there was no competition.
But in this game I am still kind of a noob and I love it.
I rarely play ranked because I have kids and I can´t play a whole 90 min game without being interrupted. Anyways have fun and remember that you can use the "block all communication" function in game.

[Manituu]

Mangu, Cs GO has a rotten and filthy community. This is truth. You aren't noob, you have the reflexes to play fps, this alone can lead you to nova 4. After that you ll need to learn how to play cs go; like: go for headshot; always armor first;
Sorry for bad english, good luck dude!

[Aozora]

The thing is....when you get a rank...you start to feel that all other ranks below that rank are for noobs.that is not the case...grow up...everyone was once a silver...its nothing to troll someone about.Even a silver 1 is good provided you are determined to improve and work on your skills