Anyone with CSGO Jokes?

[Splash Colour]

Hello all, anyone with CSGO jokes? if you got any, post it here.

[Hamless Hog]

my profile art.

[Splash Colour]

I got one " A player tells the other player (He's going short)" the other player says (He's not, he's bloody tall still!) XD

[Unexpected]

what does the kid with a 7 day cooldown say? 'it was unfair i did nothing volvo plz'

[Jack Clock]

obvious smurf

how did you know?

your skin is blue

[Donald Trump]

i use this alot

person a (you) is top fragging

person b (guy talking ♥♥♥♥) is bottom fragging

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you from the bottom of the leaderboard"

[ver$ari]

Babe if you were a CS:GO Map you'd be

de_licious XD

[Too Slow]

How many Silver 1 players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They can't, they need to climb the ladder first.


(based on a true story)

[adrian]

Oh, I unboxed a convert!

[Heavy Duty Habib]

Originally posted by Vlady Puts Fegelantic Master:

what does the kid with a 7 day cooldown say? 'it was unfair i did nothing volvo plz'

+1

[Pulsair.]

Why do terrorist wear sunglasses?
-Because they dont want de_dust2 get in their eyes.

[cody]

Why is the team name "Team Liquid" , because they never have a solid performance.

[Hawkstein]

My artwork...

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=421291766

[pike]

did you hear the one about the smurf who only joined games with less skilled players to feed their broken egos ?
call out the "get reckt"

[IceTom]

CS GO is a polished game

[Zgart]

I know a new cs:go map: It is called de_reallife