Valve completely ruined CS:GO with the September 2015 Update (Very Strong Language)

[EternalTrick]

Whatsup everyone today I am gonna be talking about how valve completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up CS:GO because of the stupid September 2015 update .
1. Defuse animation
2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ keys and case system
3. Weopon changes that don't make any ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense
4. A bunch of other ♥♥♥♥ that they messed up

1. Defuse animation Valve had the most dumb idea with the defuse animation everyone in competitive have been saying it looks ugly. We need a better animation it does not make sense to have a remote control to defuse the bomb. The defusing animation is supposed to be making it look like they are cutting up wires in the bomb with pliers that is what defusing is supposed to be all about. Why is valve making the most retarded defusing animations in the world. Nobody wants to look at this ♥♥♥♥ its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

2. The new case is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all they have is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ weopons they do not have any of the good ones why not put the price range of these weopons 3-30 bucks why do we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pay 2.50 to get a key and all we ever get is skins that are not even a dollar it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are scamming people because the only reason why people open this ♥♥♥♥ is to get knives now why cant you make the price for a key 50 cents because of all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you ever get. and then also why can't you make this case be the one good case out of all of the cases why does it have to be another ♥♥♥♥ one like all the other ones we need some cases that are actually worth buying a key and opening not ones that you have like a .000000000000000001% chance of getting a knife and the rest of the skins you can get are only 4 cents what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is that. You would make a lot more money valve if you actually made it so you can actually win items that are worth it instead of scamming us with just trash skins we can't do anything with. Pretty soon nobody is going to be spending money on keys because it is a complete waste. Why can't valve make it so that we can actually win the keys in game because the marketing and trading community is being seprate from the game because it is not based on your skill they should make it so you can actually win more items for actually playing "good" when you have multiple MVPs and you are top frag and you get a lot of kills why can't they just make it so that they can have skins that are like 10 or 20 bucks or even have keys because they actually play good. Trading and betting in cs:go is pretty much impossible nowadays because everybody is wanting to trade up and if you are giving them a trade where they will lose some money then they are just not going to accept it that is why I can't even get a starting trade because every trade I put out trying to make some profit they are not gonna accept it it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

3. Now why the ♥♥♥♥ are you fixing breaking gun functions that do not need to be changed. Why the ♥♥♥♥ do you make it so that the M4a1s is less acurrate in this new update that is the most retarded thing you can ever think of the M4 was never overpowered and the only people who say it is overpowered was ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrubs who will always get slayed by it. The M4A1s is my best weopon on CT and now I suck ♥♥♥♥ at it becuase of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid changes now what the ♥♥♥♥ valve. If you guys dare ♥♥♥♥ up the AK-47 I am going to quit cs:go and sell all my skins becuase it is the weopon I am best at. Also why the ♥♥♥♥ did you guys make the dual guns more powerful it was never underpowered it was very easy to 4 or 5 man kill with it what the ♥♥♥♥ now we are opposing this overpowered weopon why the ♥♥♥♥ are you trying to change it. Not only you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the M4 but in previouse updates you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the AWP where you make it slower when we zoom in that makes it worse for opposing because you have more accuracy but also you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up for the people using it because now you can't play offense around corners with it. The AWP, AK, M4, Autosnipers, Galil, Famas, SG, AUG, and P90 DO NOT NEED ANY TWEAKS. These guns function fine the way they do well at least years ago before you added all of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ functions. The weopons that need to be changed is the Scouts and the accuracy on any scoped weopon to make the game more realistic because with scouts it is not realistic at all because you get 100% accuracy when you are jumping in the air it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CT sitting in mirage behind van on B site and also on the dumpster in dust 2 on A site and they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jumping up and down headshotting all my teammates in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ apartments and cat and heashotting all my teammates and we can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit them because we can't even show our asses without being shot. And also with the accuracy on snipers now I said you should not change the AWP but the accuracy should be changed because it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because when they snipe long on A site on dust 2 we can't even get to them. Why can't they make it like arma 3 where when you scope far distance it is very shaky that is how realistic it should be.

4. Now you guys are ruining a bunch of functions with cs:go before I even bought the game you changed the doors on dust 2 from wooden doors to metal doors now why the ♥♥♥♥ did you do that. it was good you can actually shoot through the doors it was one of the rare times you can actually hit people through the walls. Also why do you now have a stupid new rank system like it is stupid now you have to have rank 3 in order to play matchmaking because I cannot play with some of my friends because they can't even play competitive because of it and then it is hard to level up when you do not have competitive. The rank system that you need to tweak is the regular silver nova all of that becuase it is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up because it is stupid how you can have 40 or 50 points yet you can still get deranked because of your teammates because I always get put on the awful teams. And it is stupid how people can get carried to global elite not really knowing how to play they only do good because they get qued up with good people. And also the kicking system that is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up because the one person will vote no because they are qued up with their douche bag friend. Whenever we need to kick someone there is always the one person who will ruin it and it is for a legit reason either if they are AFK or not listening or just being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to us. Also the cooldown systems definitely need to be tweaked how long has csgo been out and you guys still havent found a good system for people who quit or don't have a system at all would be better. There are not that many people out there who play the game just to troll about 99% of the people who get 7 day cooldowns are regular people who actually want to play the game. It is stupid how you can ban someone for 7 days for things they have no controll over like what if you have a power outage or what if you have to leave for an emergancy like a tornado or house on fire or something happening with family or what if your computer crashes or if your wifi goes out. Yet they only give you 3 minutes more like 2 to get back in the game. everyone here can say that 2 minutes is not enough if your computer has to shut off it takes 1-2 minutes to restart 1 minute to launch steam and 1 minute to launch counter strike and then hit reconnect please extend the time to 5/6 minutes valve. And also why the ♥♥♥♥ do you give cooldowns for kicking and being kicked because what if your teammates are just clutching kicking you why do you have to get a cooldown for that make it so that it takes 5 kicks in a row to get a cooldown. And also it is not nessesary to give cooldowns for kicking players just make a restriction to say that they can only kick 2-3 times per round and if they use it up then just don't let them kick anymore that round why do they have to suffer 7 days just because they didn't know they were kicking too often.

Now it is the community's fault for all these things that valve does because the community is just allowing all of this ♥♥♥♥ to happen they are not making enough rants and not enough people are quitting to show valve how much they are ruining the game. I understand cs:go is too addicting to quit but you gotta control yourself and try hard to quit so that you can turn things around. With the community not letting valve know they are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the game more and more and the community is just allowing it to happen. When people get 7 day cooldowns do they quit cs:go no they just buy a smurf just so they can play more and that is making a big contribution to allowing valve's changes to the game because they are basically showing that there is nothing wrong with the game.

[koob]

290 hours - level 4 steam - Buddy, youre a minority. Send this essay into valve and ask them for a response video.

It'll be a good time.

[Ape Fight Die Repeat]

anyone can Tl,DR this? im too lazy to read.

[watervapour]

Originally posted by GeddonGaming:

1. Defuse animation Valve had the most dumb idea with the defuse animation everyone in competitive have been saying it looks ugly. We need a better animation it does not make sense to have a remote control to defuse the bomb. The defusing animation is supposed to be making it look like they are cutting up wires in the bomb with pliers that is what defusing is supposed to be all about. Why is valve making the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ defusing animations in the world. Nobody wants to look at this ♥♥♥♥ its bull ♥♥♥♥.

Its a multimeter, if anything, you would need one just as much some wire cutters. As you can't just "cut the red wire" you would need to measure voltage differences across different points on the microcontroller.

[koob]

Originally posted by Aragaki:

anyone can Tl,DR this? im too lazy to read.

TL:DR A Gold Nova 1 Silver is super angry becaue he grazed the reddit post and has 0% game knowledge, and thinks he knows what the major problems with csgo are.

*EDIT Silver Elite or somewhere around there

[max2]

silver player

[sigma cocker]

Originally posted by Skykit:

290 hours - level 4 steam - Buddy, youre a minority. Send this essay into valve and ask them for a response video.

It'll be a good time.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rekt XD

[EternalTrick]

Originally posted by watervapour:

Originally posted by GeddonGaming:

1. Defuse animation Valve had the most dumb idea with the defuse animation everyone in competitive have been saying it looks ugly. We need a better animation it does not make sense to have a remote control to defuse the bomb. The defusing animation is supposed to be making it look like they are cutting up wires in the bomb with pliers that is what defusing is supposed to be all about. Why is valve making the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ defusing animations in the world. Nobody wants to look at this ♥♥♥♥ its bull ♥♥♥♥.

Its a multimeter, if anything, you would need one just as much some wire cutters. As you can't just "cut the red wire" you would need to measure voltage differences across different points on the microcontroller.

we don't need to get all scientifically with that one we just want it to not be a retarded looking remote control defuser

[EternalTrick]

Originally posted by road to welfare:

silver player

Ya I am a silver because I can't rank up because I am an independent player and I always get put on the awful teams

[koob]

Originally posted by GeddonGaming:

Originally posted by road to welfare:

silver player

Ya I am a silver because I can't rank up because I am an independent player and I always get put on the awful teams

Then.. get good? Go practice. And youre silver because youre new, and youre.. simply put.. bad. Just practice.

[watervapour]

Originally posted by GeddonGaming:

Originally posted by watervapour:

Its a multimeter, if anything, you would need one just as much some wire cutters. As you can't just "cut the red wire" you would need to measure voltage differences across different points on the microcontroller.

we don't need to get all scientifically with that one we just want it to not be a retarded looking remote control defuser

A multimeter is THE MOST BASIC of electronics equipment. If i were asked to defuse a bomb, i would pick a multimeter first, most likely.

[EternalTrick]

Originally posted by Skykit:

Originally posted by GeddonGaming:

Ya I am a silver because I can't rank up because I am an independent player and I always get put on the awful teams

Then.. get good? Go practice. And youre silver because youre new, and youre.. simply put.. bad. Just practice.

I am not new to cs:go I have been playing it for about a year now it is just me being put on awful teams because the rank system is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up people just call me a scrub just because I can't win 5 matches in a row because of my teammates thats retarded

[koob]

Originally posted by GeddonGaming:

Originally posted by Skykit:

Then.. get good? Go practice. And youre silver because youre new, and youre.. simply put.. bad. Just practice.

I am not new to cs:go I have been playing it for about a year now it is just me being put on awful teams because the rank system is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up people just call me a scrub just because I can't win 5 matches in a row because of my teammates thats retarded

A year and only 290 hours?

If youre so apt on being a higher rank, pay 30 dollars to get boosted out of silver, and if you derank because you actually ARENT a Gold Nova, refer back to this post and remember;

I told you so.

[The French Connection]

Originally posted by Skykit:

290 hours - level 4 steam - Buddy, youre a minority. Send this essay into valve and ask them for a response video.

It'll be a good time.

this

[EternalTrick]

Originally posted by Skykit:

Originally posted by GeddonGaming:

I am not new to cs:go I have been playing it for about a year now it is just me being put on awful teams because the rank system is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up people just call me a scrub just because I can't win 5 matches in a row because of my teammates thats retarded

A year and only 290 hours?

If youre so apt on being a higher rank, pay 30 dollars to get out of silver, and if you derank because you actually ARENT a Gold Nova, refer back to this post and remember;

I told you so.

I played in a round with gold novas before I was in the average position I was doing decent with them because I qued up with a gold nova just so i could play with them

[Shadezzz]

First of all, the price of the skins inside the cases is not something they have total control over. The reason some guns are cheap is because people buy and open cases. The more common the skins are, the cheaper the price. If you lower the key price, then you end up with even cheaper skins. Take economic class, it will teach u about how pricing of products balance on supply and demand. Also on how accessible the product is.


i don't care what your opinion is on the other stuff. I just want to point out that the case is not something they can totally control. they can manipulate it a little bit, but the rest is on how the community react to the case. A really cool skin can be a few cents if it is available to everybody. So if you dont like the case, dont buy it. simple as tthat