Csgo jokes, puns, and memes best get skins

[Todoco]

Going to make a joke book guide
This is great awpertunity to be a part of the guide
All jokes will be credited
Comment your dad jokes, memes puns regular jokes and more!

The best ones get a skin

What did the positive csgo player say to the negative csgo player
You need to be more awptimistic

What did A say to B when they lost power
“Who blew defuse!”

[Joe Biden's Caretaker]

I was on dust 2, had the four other teammates sniping mid. The most awpistic team of all time

[Phenom]

dun dun dun... another one bites de_dust

[DirtyCross]

-Everything is better if you rush to second letter. RUSH B!
-Hi honey, are you a CSGO-map? cause you're de_licious
-They call me defusekit, cause I last 5seconds
-How do you know the T's hate Lord of the Rings? They always say "No more Tolkien, now we fight"
-4/0/4 Assist not found

[memecatcher]

I mean just FACEIT, my puns are the number ONE TAP of puns.

[memecatcher]

How many puns did I even write? I only C9.

[memecatcher]

I'm also a Globally Elite prankster.

[Jacob804]

Originally posted by ToxicSTRYDR:

I'm also a Globally Elite prankster.

your a pun Fnatic

[Echo NO Aim]

i find those jokes globally offensive

[Todoco]

Do you want to know how I got these Scars?

[yZer0]

so to aqui para ganhar a conquista

[TehSpoopyKitteh]

Like...when you or your ragdolls fall in the best positions after dying:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1135997699

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1136947891

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1317482712

[Todoco]

What’s a surgeons favorite game?

[Todoco]

Why won’t anyone plant at Charlie because no one can C the plant zone

[Todoco]

Comment your trade link

Originally posted by Phenom:

dun dun dun... another one bites de_dust

[snow way]

you: "need a light?" *throws molotov* other nerd: "thanks" *throws a smoke*

not good at all but i need skins xd