Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

View Stats:
lined up dog Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:09am
48 year man
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for me bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you i play whit 400 ping in brazil server and im global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story. i need repo plus for mor trust in the "conter stirik" server
Last edited by lined up dog; Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:12am
< >
Showing 16-25 of 25 comments
lined up dog Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:43am 
Originally posted by ✪ RallareN:
Originally posted by ✪Xn0mpH™:
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for me bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you i play whit 400 ping in brazil server and im global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story. i need repo plus for mor trust in the "conter stirik" server
U got this from one of anomaly's stream when he watched tradeoffers, Shame on u
True, but its so nice evryone needs to know it
ram Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:47am 
xdddddd
lined up dog Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:48am 
Originally posted by ★Ram:
xdddddd
Don't Forget To Rep+ if ulike it
Supafly Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:53am 
Heard your story before.......

1st. Enjoy your VACation.
2nd. Ask for a refund for you internet connection since you just got banned and would get more fun from your wife. That's ofcourse provided she doesn't slit your throat with a lovely skinned flip knife.
3rd. really expect sympathy after that fake story about your wife? LOL, despictable.
lined up dog Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:55am 
Originally posted by Supafly:
Heard your story before.......

1st. Enjoy your VACation.
2nd. Ask for a refund for you internet connection since you just got banned and would get more fun from your wife. That's ofcourse provided she doesn't slit your throat with a lovely skinned flip knife.
3rd. really expect sympathy after that fake story about your wife? LOL, despictable.
Its Just A Dank Meme, Stop Gettin Mad Here's The Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCUuaKpfac8
Lysie Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:57am 
dank copypasta 10/10 would kek again
lined up dog Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:57am 
Originally posted by The Honest Canadian:
dank copypasta 10/10 would kek again
Salt
Lysie Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:59am 
Originally posted by ✪Xn0mpH™:
Originally posted by The Honest Canadian:
dank copypasta 10/10 would kek again
Salt
Since you've told us your story, Somalian man. Let me tell you mine.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Supafly Dec 15, 2016 @ 7:03am 
Originally posted by ✪Xn0mpH™:
Originally posted by Supafly:
Heard your st
Its Just A Dank Meme, Stop Gettin Mad Here's The Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCUuaKpfac8

I know hence the first thing I wrote, was just playing along with some sarcasm. Didn't realise I wrote it with a Mad vibe.
lined up dog Dec 15, 2016 @ 7:20am 
Originally posted by The Honest Canadian:
Originally posted by ✪Xn0mpH™:
Salt
Since you've told us your story, Somalian man. Let me tell you mine.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
np ahum
< >
Showing 16-25 of 25 comments
Per page: 1530 50

Date Posted: Dec 15, 2016 @ 6:09am
Posts: 25