D.va is the most attractive female in overwatch

[The somemivix YEE ELITE]

D.va is the most attractive character in all of Overwatch. Nothing or no one will convince me otherwise. While you middle aged buffoons hopelessly stroke your microscopic slabs of meat to overrated, tasteless sluts like Mercy or Mei, I thoroughly and triumphantly pleasure my beautiful South Korean goddess each and every night. Being not only the youngest hero, but single-handedly and easily the best in the entire roster, D.va is the pinnacle of human achievement. The first thing uncultured, pitiful swines who call themselves "men" often tend to notice in a woman, is her breast size. While D.va's cup size is rather smaller than the flabby chest tumors of the other female characters, this trait only adds more to her captivating feminine charm. If you want to be a fool and cast your judgement on merely looks, even still you will notice that D.va completely obliterates any competition whatsoever. With her slender body, lovely hazel eyes and well-conditioned medium long hair, you simply cannot ask for any more from a woman. If an idiot male hadn't coveted D.va's beauty, he is most likely attempting to bash my fair maiden for her characteristics. To that, I say their opinions are completely childish, as they are merely jealous of her countless feats of victory. As you already know, D.va is one of the world's greatest Starcraft players of all time, already proving that she is in possession of incredible precision, reflexes, and to top it off, a master tactician. Anyone upset by D.va's charismatic and boisterous personality should expect to be ridiculed, as my empress has worked very hard and diligently to achieve this pompous state of living. And your tears only fuel her ever-growing success even more. So really, I ask of you a very simple question. What can you say about yourself? Are you the popular designated pilot of a specialized South Korean war machine? Do you possess unmatched beauty that no other girl can ever come close to achieving? Are you being paid to participate in the war against the Omnics and reject soldiers? No? I thought so.

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You need a doctor.

[Satania]

Terrible life without pills, poor guy

[The somemivix YEE ELITE]

Opprinnelig skrevet av apoLLo:

You need a doctor.

this is b8 man its a copypasta please dont take it seriously.

[Exanthos]

Opprinnelig skrevet av apoLLo:

You need a doctor.

And a woman.

[The somemivix YEE ELITE]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Satania ︻芫═───:

Terrible life without pills, poor guy

look here. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/6q3ype/dva_is_the_best_girl_in_overwatch/?st=j5odubh9&sh=0e776111

[esmeralda]

*sad person alert*

[throwing down eggs]

how stupid are you?
my waifu, tracer, is by far the most attractive female of ALL TIME.
D.Va is not even half of what tracer is.
not a fourth.
tracer is by far the best waifu material in any game, not just overwatch.
not only is tracer a better combatant, able to zip on the battlefield, do massive damage, and zip out, but she also has the ideal body. with that big ass and even bigger chronal accelerator, there is simply nothing and no one that looks better than that, which is why i am honored to call her my waifu.
do you really want to argue with me about this? ill let you know ive had over 50 waifus and out of all of them, tracer has been the best. D.Va can never in a million years match up to who tracer is now.

why did i just type all of this

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My favorite is Zarya. She can charge into battle with her gravity gun and pull everyone together. She is the best character in combat. More powerful than a tank. You say Dva is better. Well Zarya hangs Dva on her big glorious ♥♥♥♥. Zary has big muscles and beautiful pink hair. She is by far the best looking.

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I will bbe putting this on all my friends profiles

[verano]

my favorite is scout

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my favorite is scout

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