add a soyjak emotion

[Youkneed Swag]

Let's delve into this! As we all know, this game has emotion commands that display an emotion on the character models' faces. These can be used under any circumstance, which I think is silly and breaks my immersion. To understand the emotion of a soyjak, you must understand phytoestrogens and hot, happy chicks, and the difference between a soyjak and them.

the item changes

Pills are changed from oxycodone to estrogen and take 3 minutes for any noticeable change to happen. One bottle makes your character a femoid after 3 minutes (wowza! ) And instead of healing your health, they heal your soul (+25 soul resist) and give happiness (+30 well being)

Medkits are replaced by full soy-based meals. Eating one may have a health benefit or two (+65 HP and grants a cardiac resist of 30). Eating two starts to retract the chin of the consumer (+25 rep with master druid Leafy) and turns their skin more tofu-like (+30% damage vulnerability, -13% effectiveness on JHP rounds). The third turns the player into a disgusting low T soy monster (-40 health max capacity) and makes them faster (to jump to conclusions) while making JHP rounds completely ineffective, dealing the same amount of damage as armor-piercing ammunition. When someone says something about 4Chan or disses Marvel Comics (films), it enters 'Soy Tantrum' mode, where it can start attacking people. Witnessing a funkopop get destroyed will make it fall to the floor and cry, begging Darwin to strike the transgressor down.

Adrenaline is replaced by ketamine (if the user is a femoid) or reddit gold (if the user has ate a soy meal).

Soy Tantrum Mode
In STM, the Soyjak has four abilities.

M1 attack "forcefeed": Pressing M1 on a target in range will make the soy monster shove his tofu brick arms into their mouth and make them eat it, thus turning them into a soy monster. A successful attack will take away 20 HP. People who have been converted to soy monsters lose the "Reddit, assemble!" ability.

ability 1 "Reddit, assemble!": A one time use ability that calls upon 3 spectators to rise from the ground and become low T soy monsters. These entities lack this ability and only have 40 HP.

Passive 1 "non-confrontational": has 3 passives

Passive 2 "😋": Eating soy heals the Low T Soy Monster.

Passive 3 "incel rage": can only be pacified by funkopops. If in the hearing range of someone mocking funkopops or if it sights a woman, it will become the super low t beta soy monster and will gain +25% proficiency with firearms (can only hold firearms at full health)

SECRET PASSIVE FOUR: since it's tofu, walking through fences and the like will kill it.

what you came here for

When unsoyboyed, activating the soyjak emotion will make the user mock funkopops and say marvel movies are bad. This act creates an AoE around the player that effects teammates, giving +20 iron-will but, taking away 15 sincerity. The emotionee's face turns into an ironic soyjak.

When in super soyjak mode, the low T soy monster will praise funkopops, Northwood, watermark all memes and, give reddit premium to all other soy-infested cucks (gives +15 JHP fortification, dries their soy tears, and refreshes all cooldowns) The emotionee's face turns into the like wojak where he has a mask of a smug face on but below it, his real face is like crying.

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My brainrot-o-meter is going bonkers

[Sex destroyer]

i can feel the tingling think-tank be pulled outside my self with little to no effort