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3 minutes after I joined a SCPSL server for the first time, I immediatelly became 1.8m tall and 100kg, when I went to the gym I bench pressed 400 kg for 6 reps as a warmup, my bank account suddenly increased to 1 million pounds and when I got home I found out my tin shack had turned into a mega mansion. Not to mention how all the gyats in the gym were noticing me and asking for my phone.
It's been 5 years since my journey of playing SCPSL, now I'm 10 metres tall and weigh 15000 kg, I can now bench press a 4000000000000000000 kg planet with one finger for 6 reps as a warmup. I have 1 octillion pounds in my bank account and I own the entire Milky Way. I have civilized over 100 alien species and now I'm going on a war against Andromeda to conquer the entire Virgo Supercluster. However, my biggest accomplishment, was finding my daddy with the milk in the far away galaxy known as HD1.
Never give up!