SCP-662 The Butler’s Hand Bell

[Dbat]

This is the follow up to a suggestion I made in early 2020 incorporating feedback and 11.0. Also I give no concrete spawn percentages because I’m not smart enough for that.

SCP 662 is an item SCP that would be found in the same bulletproof containers that the other SCP items spawn in.

Like SCP-268, the bell would be reusable but with a cooldown. When activated, the bell will play a quiet ringing sound

Upon ringing the bell the player will blink and a silver platter with an item on it would appear at the users feet.
Upon picking up said item the voice of a man with an English accent can be heard saying one of a small handful of lines similar to “I hope this will help you, sir” or “Always a pleasure to serve you, sir”

The items Mr. Deeds serves you will be random, but item chances may change in certain situations. Being on low health (for now let’s say 50%) gives you a better chance that a medical item will be given.
If you have little to no ammo for a currently equipped Foundation weapon will give an increased chance to be given ammo. Chaos weapons and ammo aren’t naturally found in the facility so there no chance for Chaos ammo to be given.
Items that can be served include ammo, grenades, flashbangs, radios, keycards (major scientist/guard), flashlights, medical items (adrenaline being the most rare), and a loaded silenced Com-18.
2 very rare joke outcomes could be 7 quarters or a revolver with sniper attachments and a single armor piercing round.

Thought Process: Mr. Deeds like he works in the wiki would be too difficult to implement for a multiplayer game. Giving him the ability to attack others for you is way to powerful and hard to implement. So whenever you ring the bell, you are asking him to find something to help you escape/survive, and whatever he serves you is what he found to help. He can’t get great weapons/objects like 05 cards or the Micro because that would be Op and in stories he refuses to do commands deemed too difficult. He doesn’t have even a small chance to get extremely amazing gear because that would incentivize hiding in some remote area of the map to try and get a good item from the bell.

I think this would be the best way to bring SCP 662 to the game. It’s an item that may not always be useful but could really help you out when you are in a pinch. What are your thoughts?

[RocketPillow]

Originally posted by Dbat:

This is the follow up to a suggestion I made in early 2020 incorporating feedback and 11.0. Also I give no concrete spawn percentages because I’m not smart enough for that.

SCP 662 is an item SCP that would be found in the same bulletproof containers that the other SCP items spawn in.

Like SCP-268, the bell would be reusable but with a cooldown. When activated, the bell will play a ringing sound slightly quieter than 939s bite,
Upon ringing the bell the player will blink and a silver platter with an item on it would appear at the users feet.
Upon picking up said item the voice of a man with an English accent can be heard saying one of a small handful of lines similar to “I hope this will help you, sir” or “Always a pleasure to serve you, sir”

The items Mr. Deeds serves you will be random, but item chances may change in certain situations. Being on low health (for now let’s say 50%) gives you a better chance that a medical item will be given.
If you have little to no ammo for a currently equipped Foundation weapon will give an increased chance to be given ammo. Chaos weapons and ammo aren’t naturally found in the facility so there no chance for Chaos ammo to be given.
Items that can be served include ammo, grenades, flashbangs, radios, keycards (major scientist/guard), flashlights, medical items (adrenaline being the most rare), and a loaded silenced Com-18.
2 very rare joke outcomes could be 7 quarters or a revolver with sniper attachments and a single armor piercing round.

Thought Process: Mr. Deeds like he works in the wiki would be too difficult to implement for a multiplayer game. Giving him the ability to attack others for you is way to powerful and hard to implement. So whenever you ring the bell, you are asking him to find something to help you escape/survive, and whatever he serves you is what he found to help. He can’t get great weapons/objects like 05 cards or the Micro because that would be Op and in stories he refuses to do commands deemed too difficult. He doesn’t have even a small chance to get extremely amazing gear because that would incentivize hiding in some remote area of the map to try and get a good item from the bell.

I think this would be the best way to bring SCP 662 to the game. It’s an item that may not always be useful but could really help you out when you are in a pinch. What are your thoughts?

I think a voice recognition system would be neat alongside 662.

>Pick up 662
>The voice of the butler says, "What may I do for you, sir?"
>Ring it
>Say "SCP-268" or "I want SCP-268" or any variation that includes 268 or the object you wish to have
>"Sorry sir," the butler replies, "that would be too difficult, I'm afraid."
>"I would appreciate a medkit, butler."
>"At your service, sir."
>A few seconds later, after turning a previously empty or lifeless corner, a plate with the item of choice is found on the floor.
>"Always a pleasure to serve you, sir."
>Look at the bell in the inventory, a seconds cooldown in the hundreds, so better make your request count.

If you ask for something not in the game such as "I would like a massage," he could say something like "At the moment, I cannot do that for you" or "I'm afraid I do not know what you request" (which would sound rather weird considering he should know what a massage is.)

Edit: to add to it, in the event that the person who rings the bell does not have a microphone, the butler will fill in the blanks by saying, "I'll get you something special" or "I assume you may want this..."

Perhaps to make it less of a item spawning SCP, it actually takes existing items from the world that aren't being carried by someone. Although that could be rather annoying for someone in need of that particular item.

Either way, 662 might be neat, just depends who will do the voice acting, and they better be truly British or by Jove I'll cancel them on Twitter.

[Narrowgauge07]

THE best scp item suggestion.

[The Ghost™]

Good idea. I would like to add that Mr. Deeds will get items that have already been made or found in a match or lying around from a dead body. That way there won't be duplicate 268s in the facility.

[Dbat]

Originally posted by The Ghost™:

Good idea. I would like to add that Mr. Deeds will get items that have already been made or found in a match or lying around from a dead body. That way there won't be duplicate 268s in the facility.

I would imagine SCP items would not be in the pool of items Mr. Deeds can serve.
That’s a cool idea but I don’t know how that would work. I can’t even begin to imagine how it would determine what to pick up or how to prevent him from picking up stuff in rooms people haven’t even been in yet.

[The Ghost™]

Originally posted by Dbat:

Originally posted by The Ghost™:

Good idea. I would like to add that Mr. Deeds will get items that have already been made or found in a match or lying around from a dead body. That way there won't be duplicate 268s in the facility.

I would imagine SCP items would not be in the pool of items Mr. Deeds can serve.
That’s a cool idea but I don’t know how that would work. I can’t even begin to imagine how it would determine what to pick up or how to prevent him from picking up stuff in rooms people haven’t even been in yet.

I meant more of items that have already been grabbed and dropped (drop or death) to be chosen. I think maybe for SCP items they are rare in their own categories like 500 being the rarest you can get for Health, 018 shipped in with grenades and it being the lowest, 207 and 268 I am not too sure ? Maybe in weapons or their own category just for those 2 and make it low ?

[TerranHawk]

+1
Cool idea

[Mellcrawler]

+1