Never buy SCP-500 from the dark web

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Yesterday I caught a flu so I logged into the dark web to buy illegal medicine that could instantly cure me. You know... these miraculous medicines which big pharma doesn't want you to know.

I found this dude who was selling SCP-500 for 1000£ a pill and decided to buy his entire stock.

Last evening, the SCP-500 arrived in my postbox, and I swallowed one of the pills hoping it would cure me from my flu but I'm still sick and now I'm feeling a bit funny.

I'm starting to wonder if that dude sold me fake SCP-500 pills. It appears I've been scammed.

[Demon]

SCP's aren't real... they won't cure you of anything and that guy was playing you like a fool lmao.

[RocketPillow]

Originally posted by Demon:

SCP's aren't real... they won't cure you of anything and that guy was playing you like a fool lmao.

Or maybe... you have been played the fool? Haven't you heard? The strange structures under Africa? The face on the dark side of the moon? Life on Mars? UFOs over American military bases? The screams carried by the wind above your home?

The conspiracy theorists would like to point you toward the aliens, but somehow you know the truth, you're just not accepting it. Things that cannot be explained. Gods that mankind worshipped. Cryptids, demigods, immortals.

You can't tell if the screams are of joy or of terror, and you can't tell if it's all biblical or extraterrestrial. You won't ever be able to tell, but you can count on the fact someone out there has a pill that would be our panacea, and it is locked behind corporate doors, waiting for its day to save the world from whatever horror the false gods have invented next.

[Sex destroyer]

you see, 500 itself is the pill bottle, 500-01s are the pills themselves

[HECU Soldier]

I miss you, Big Jim

[Demon]

Originally posted by RocketPillow:

Originally posted by Demon:

SCP's aren't real... they won't cure you of anything and that guy was playing you like a fool lmao.

Or maybe... you have been played the fool? Haven't you heard? The strange structures under Africa? The face on the dark side of the moon? Life on Mars? UFOs over American military bases? The screams carried by the wind above your home?

The conspiracy theorists would like to point you toward the aliens, but somehow you know the truth, you're just not accepting it. Things that cannot be explained. Gods that mankind worshipped. Cryptids, demigods, immortals.

You can't tell if the screams are of joy or of terror, and you can't tell if it's all biblical or extraterrestrial. You won't ever be able to tell, but you can count on the fact someone out there has a pill that would be our panacea, and it is locked behind corporate doors, waiting for its day to save the world from whatever horror the false gods have invented next.

M-m-m... maybe... I should go spend thousands on getting a micro-HID so that I don't get assassinated by Shy Guy some day.